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Old 01-19-2011, 11:03 AM
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(Regis is leaving television? Wow, the Octomom is making porn? Wow, don't give a fuck? Me too, moving on...)

The Rush fabrication appears before Jessica Layman, he's raging, His voice near demonic, his face opaque.
"Help Paul you stupid cunt!" Jessica looks at the Rush interface with contempt and horror. Though she's crying she shakes her head from side to side. "You'll let him die? When it's done with him who will it go after?" Jessica considers it but is oblivious of what to do. "Let it feed on you as well, the creature needs to adapt to a person before it can properly devour you. It is unaware of the concept of time when it comes to digestion, as well as it's incapable of not sustaining the creatures life force after it consumes it. So every bit of Paul it's taken, remains coherent. It has to adjust itself to consume one being, don't you see. I've deduced why the people yet live. It's similar to the energy used by the goa'uld sarcophagus." Jessica wanted to say how Destiny knows of the Goa'uld or the sarcophagus. "Listen , we don't have time, Paul has but moments before he's too gone to be of any use to us. I got the information from Franklin about the Goa'uld and it was the Alterans who constructed the first healing devices. Now pick up Paul's guts, it'll attack you but it won't be able to adapt. Trust me!" Jessica faints and the image of Rush explodes into Rage.

(No doubt SGU isn't this interesting, but give them your coins, and they'll get better, Joe Mallozzi said so himself; essentially he said they sucked for season 1 but season 2's last ten episodes and a potential season 3 will rock)

Jessica's home, and her daughter jumps on to her bed while she's reading a very scary book called Lost in Space, with cloud demons that devour you whole. She's terrified of the book and tosses it onto the floor, and her daughter who jumps onto the bed ask her why she did that.
"That books is to scary for mommy baby." Her daughter's blond hair glitters by the lamp light, it's shortly after 6 p.m. and her husband should be just about done with the dishes. Her husband had cooked a marvelous meal, and she promised him dessert when he was finished with the dishes. Her daughter Linda was only six, but knew enough about marriage to know that there were times parents needed alone time for themselves. Jessica jumped from her bed and took her daughter back to her bed room. "Watch Nick Jr for a bit honey."
"I know mommy," said her daughter knowingly, "You and daddy need some alone time."
"That's right baby, you're such a smart little girl." After sitting with her daughter for a bit watching the Fresh Beat Band, she hears her husband switch on the shower, and almost five minutes hear it shut off. "I'll be back in an hour baby." She gets up to leave and her daughter says I love you. She pulls Linda's door to, and returns to her bed room, closing and locking the door, though it was unnecessary.

(nap time, I'm sleepy, had only two hours sleep)
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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