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Since time immemorial, Cock in Cunny action has been an awesome way to pass the time, relieve stress, seek enlightenment, or to have offspring to make sure your genetic memory continues---unless you're gay; then you can just fuck off!

All of us, if not most of us, has enjoyed the act of Cock in Cunny, but again, if you're gay, you may enjoy Cock in Ass or Tongue in Snatch (though these practices are not necessarily gay since straight people call these various acts fore-play, unless of course you're into fucking shemales, and technically they're neither nor, so you're not gay, just subsidized), which is okay if you're one of the village people that makes up Hollywood, or into art since, most artist, designers, and poets are fags. But among this clamor of professional arts, comes a practice that isn't all that new since, the Egyptians did it, and the Greeks made it a professional pass time, but for all intents and purposes, it's; fucking before an audience for Entertainment. And I'm sure, among the many audience members in Ancient Egypt or Greece, there were the many watchers who had their hands beneath their robes enjoying the vision of the moment, by whacking off, completing the awesome union of Entertainment fucking, and personal satisfaction.

Unlike our supposed time of enlightenment, in those times, actors involved in stage sex would also take part in regular plays, and no distinction could or would be seen by anyone living at that time. Fast forward a few thousand years and you have modern societies moral fuck-whats. These Fuck-Whats continually sneer at sex, even though most of them are fags, and are especially judgmental of public promotional segments of sex to be had or bought, and in a way, they're correct, because I feel every time I see a bit of naughty bits on posters or for sale at shops in plain view of public places, that it should be hidden, or the promoters should be more discreet. Since fucking and shitting are one in the same; every one does it, but publicly, you shouldn't be promoting shit coming out of ass unless of course we're at a sex convention and all of us being sick fucks are subjects of fuck-yeah nirvana with a hand in our pants enjoying the moments. But for some reason, the village people, or Hollywood, refuses to use porn actresses, or actors, beyond cliched rolls which is unbecoming for these laboured professionals, or give them demeaning rolls which is beneath their wide range of acting capabilities. Because porn actors and actresses are fucking awesome in their own right, and far out shine their mainstream counterparts, with deeds and acts that would make most actors and actresses of tinsel town fold up and cry like the attention whores they are. Few has broken the fourth wall (why is it called a 'fourth wall'? fucking idiocy) beyond Ron Jeremy and Tracy Lords (have you seen her vids when she was 16? I may have seen them as well, but you lot may be feds, so fuck off you moral fags!), and even these two has to endure endless cliched rolls. But in my humblest opinion (or the only opinion that matters, so fuck off!), any one who for sixteen hours endures the smells, gas passes, ins and outs, flu colds and germs, or the glare of dozens of other people, or even further, the public ridicule and chastisement, not to mention built in god-given conscience that condemns us repeatedly, are not only super awesome, but most capable of enduring the harshest, and thankless mainstream rolls known.

But saying that the unfair judgment of porn stars are solely the fault of Hollywood is fucking stupid since most, if not every one publicly, crucifies them daily. One of the moral fuck-whats that cause lasers to shoot out of my eyes, is the thought that some one marrying or getting involved with a porn actress or actor is not only immoral but it taints the person getting involved with them. Which is fucking ridiculous since the same crowd that once hated and persecuted faggots are now supporting the act of faggotry, which is okay if you're a fag or supporter, but what moral right have any to condemn a porn actress or actor when you're a supporter of unnatural sex acts, which an entire city got Death Cluster-Fucked Fire-Lava Rocks Fucked from the sky for. And if you don't believe in that bit of actual history then look no further that gay acts was illegal punishable by jail time and at one time, death. And still is punishable by jail time and death in some countries, which makes you supporters and practitioners all sweaty and angry and shit. But, you'd still hold false to the idea that though you're a free moral human engaging in you right to fuck whatever or support a fucker of all things unnatural, that you'd now condemn Porn people for being immoral participants. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You fucking trolls are hilarious! And you fucking unnatural fucking fags are not the only ones to blame, because some of the blame fall onto you moral-fags. Oh, You, Fucking, Moral, Fags! When you're not trolling fags, and having your harems on the side with your several mistresses and butt-boys, you're mocking about making life difficult and shit, calling attention to Rapelay, an awesome bit of intuitive Japanese gold meant to weed out the hardliners from the wannabes, having the audacity to call rapelay a game that should be banned and any one who plays it should go to jail, when you fuckers are sending our kids to war to get killed and to kill a bunch of sand-savages just because they engage in a bit of thighing, as the honorable prophet Mohammad did to his nine year old wife A'isha. So forget you Moral-fags, as the honorable book of Mohammad said, while you lot are in the fires of hell, these sand-savage will be in their hill-billy or camel-spitting heaven engaging in busy acts of deflowering virgins; Indeed today the inhabitants of Paradise are busy (read fī shughlin or fī
shughulin), [oblivious] to what the inhabitants of the Fire are suffering,
[busy] delighting in pleasures such as deflowering virgins - not busy
with anything wearisome, as there is no toil in Paradise - rejoicing, blissful
(fākihūna is a second predicate of inna, the first being fī shugulin,
'busy'); source: al jalalalyn 36.55

Though admittedly i've some what strayed from the topic of my previous concern, i'd like to say fuck you, and your mother's a fucking whore, except of course if she's passed, and in that regard, my apologies since, de mortious nil nisi bonum, until all are one, or some shit there of, and tampico tropical punch and barcardi razz is awesome, but it took me too long to write this post. And give porn people a chance, if any one can suck dick and get fucked up the ass on screen, they have unique talents that could only get better with time and effort. Just look at Shauna Sand, she's almost as awesome as Vanessa Del Rio.
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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