Dear Obama,

How am I supposed to pay for health insurance I don't want when you did away with unemployment extensions in 2013?

Granted I could have it if I got married, but you need people in your life to "witness" that as well as for getting the license for it and if I had people in my life I wouldn't be trying to get married at a town hall.

You are a fuckface fergot and I hope you choke on your hope and change. Hope is now dead and your change was for the worse.

Also fuck you. A lot.

Very not truly yours,
MadamMeow