Dear Obama,
How am I supposed to pay for health insurance I don't want when you did away with unemployment extensions in 2013?
Granted I could have it if I got married, but you need people in your life to "witness" that as well as for getting the license for it and if I had people in my life I wouldn't be trying to get married at a town hall.
You are a fuckface fergot and I hope you choke on your hope and change. Hope is now dead and your change was for the worse.
Also fuck you. A lot.
Very not truly yours,
MadamMeow