Little Boy comes home from school one day. Mommy asks what did you do today in school?
Little boy says I had sex.
Mom is horrified and tells him to go upstairs and wait for his father to come home.
When Dad gets home, the mother tells him what the little boy said. Feigning anger and concern he says he'll go upstairs and take care of the situation.
As Dad goes upstairs he is beaming with pride that his son is becoming a chip off the old block.
He goes in and talks to his son....
"So Mommy tells me you had sex today."
"Yes sir"
Well......are you going to do it again tomorrow?"
"I don't think so."
"Well why not?"
"Because my butt still hurts...."
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