A man runs into a bar & tells the bartender.. "Give me a shot of your best whiskey...NOW!"
The bartender pours a shot of the most expensive whiskey in the house..the man gulps it down & says "Give me another!!!"
The bartender pours another. This goes on 10 more times...finally the bartender speaks up:
Bartender: "Hey, slow down buddy, it can't be that bad."
Man: "If you had what I had, you'd be drinking like this too!"
Bartender: "Well....what do you have?!"
Man: One dollar!!
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
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