1) Have dinner = Charles Darwin
2) Smoke weed = Bob Marley
3) Watch a porno = Jim Morrison
4) Play golf = um, no clue, don't like golf. how about, uh... Bob Barker
5) Sleep with = Jack Kerouac
6) Go to a ball game = either of my grandfathers
7) Kick them in the crotch = Fran Drescher. Ugh, that voice!
8) Box/fistfight = Paris Hilton. Just one good punch to the nose is all that's needed.
9) Kill = ?
10) Switch lives = J. Michael Fay or David Quammen, hard to say
11) Erase = Hitler
12) Wiretap/spy on = Cheney
13) Play Guitar Hero = Jimi Hendrix
14) Drink with = Hunter S. Thompson. I'd fucking love it.
15) Skydive with = Jesus. Hey, when you're skydiving with Jesus, do you really have to worry about anything?
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