[MickC]

1) Have dinner with Jamie Oliver so I can stab the cunt in the throat

2) Smoke weed with Monica Lewinsky, so I could use her velvet ashtray

3) Watch a porno with Jenna Jameson, they show her how to do it properly

4) Play golf with Jack Newton, and laugh at his "handicap"

5) Sleep with any chick here on DSF (Except Mrs BC, cause I dont want BCs monkey on my back)

7) Kick them in the crotch - Any bitch who has "Spice" as a last name

8) Box/fistfight - Rocky / Stallone (i'd aim for the colostomy bag)

10) Switch lives with John Holmes, so he can see what its like to have a big cock

12) Wiretap/spy on GW Bush

13) Play Guitar Hero - WTF? I am a guitar hero!

14) Drink with - Bon Scott

15) Skydive with - Stevie Wonder, just to see the look on his guide dog's face