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Old 08-27-2010, 10:48 AM
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So here's a funny story, after dinner we often go to a bath house and take a incredibly hot bath and get massages. So tonight I am hanging out taking my bath when they tell me to lay down on this table. On my back mind you. i am totally naked of course. Some old dude comes in with a wash cloth and I am like wtf. So this old guy starts scrubbing me down. I'm thinking, this is weird, but wtf. He's just washing my arms and stuff so I am like ok I can deal with this. Then the guy grabs my balls and lifts them up and washes my taint. I was like whoa, and they all started laughing at me. Fortunately I got an awesome massage by a hot Chinese girl after that, so it was worth it. So I lost my gay virginity tonight. i told him he was the first guy to ever touch my balls but he had no idea what I was saying
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