Had a captain at work that was a total cocksucker,he used to try and lie on the guys to get them time off.He would lock his office door and take the keys home so nobody could get in when he was gone.However,just above his office was a crawlspace where you could slide in during midnights and have just enough room to get your dick out and piss down a certain building rafter and it would soak through his ceiling right onto his desk.
And along the lines of Thomas' story,I knew what time he came into to a tee and when I put the crazy glue in his lock just before he got there they key managed to actually get fused in the lock.
Another guy at work was scheduled to work Christmas.In the weeks before the holiday he was asked if he wanted to swap the day,to which he refused. Come Christmas day nameless prick decides to call off sick so I get stuck working the mandatory(the 1st Christmas with my new wife and house).So the next night I register him for information for a gay men singles cruise,gay porn catalogs sent to his house and a nice rainbow sticker on his bumper that for some reason stayed there for at least 3 weeks.
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