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Old 09-02-2009, 12:12 PM
DJ_Wonderdog DJ_Wonderdog is offline
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Default Women's version of "Whiskey Dick"

So the other night my wife and I went out drinking with some friends for someone's 30th birthday.

My wife ended up getting pretty drunk and when we got home, she was plenty ready to get down and dirty. She blew me and it was great, so I wanted to return the favor. It took me more then a half an hour for her to come. I almost gave up, but then it turned into a challenge and I didn't want to back down. Normally, with my awesome oral skills, it takes anywhere from 2-5 minutes to get her off, depending on whether or not I want to drag it out and tease her.

This has happened on a few occasions and only when she was pretty drunk.

I think she suffers from what I like to call "Vodka Vag".

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