#1- Yeah, this thread is about as pitiful as I've become.
#2- Holy shit, I'm actually getting some good advice. Props to Satan.
#3- I'm going out with a girl on Friday, and a pretty close friend's best friend on Saturday. Things might be looking up. Hope I don't fuck it up, especially the later. She's STUNNINGLY beautiful, we share a lot of likes and dislikes, and she's actually very intelligent. This could go places.
Oh, and she's a virgin. Don't know whether this is a turn-on or not, but it'll definately be a challenge. Though, hell, fifty million arabs can't be wrong, can they?