where's the fucking update eggboy? You can't toy with my bored heart like this.
I saw a cadbury cream egg on the counter at the gas station today and it reminded me of it. Best way to spend 99 cents if you ask me. I'm not ready to draw a parallel between my affinity for internal cumshot porn and this sugary treat just yet....but it's worth exploring. My dear mother used to buy em for me...so obviously, this is sticky ground.
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