Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm.
Q. Why does a rancher fuck a goat at the end of a cliff?
A. So the goat will push back..
Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes butt?
A. A brain tumor
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RIP Joe
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