daddy issues
i have a vagina so heres my advice to you guys:
stop trying to do it in the butt. It really fucking hurts and makes us think you're a little gay. Then you want it in the vag then we get a UTI and can't fuck for weeks so we feel guilty and want to fuck you double to make up for having our periods and UTIs.
But seriously this is 2008 and there are plenty of sluts on craigslist who have daddy issues and will fuck for free and never call you again. try it!!
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