Way too long. Somebody fuck me, please.
In all seriousness, I'm trying to lose weight before hitting the bar scene again. Getting out of the Corps I weighed in at 190, but balooned (I mean fucking BALOONED) to 270 because of a knee injury. Just over two months into the diet I'm hovering around 221.
Which brings me to my next point. You know what I hate even more than not getting laid? Lean-motherfucking-Cuisine.
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NOSY LITTLE FUCKER, AREN'T YOU?
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