[Shasturbator]

This drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So the bartender gave him directions to a brothel. The drunk was so messed up that he accidentally walked into the wrong door, a Foot Doctor's office. The receptionist at the counter asks, "Can I help you?" "Yes, I want some service", states the drunk. The lady sends him to the other room and tells him to put it on the table. The drunk goes in and places his dick on the examination table. When the doctor comes in and notices the man's penis on the table she says, "That's not a foot!" The drunk replies,"Give it time, lady, give it time."