I had a dream that I was pissing in a public restroom, but it was two toilets side by side. Then Ted Cruz pulled up next to me. I looked over at him, but he was eyeballing my junk and laughing. He said something (cant remember), and then pulled out his giant shlong. Fucking thing was a foot long and 3 inches in diameter. He then victoriously hosed down the entire toilet and wall.
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