Your Favorite Act of Revenge?
 

I wanna hear some good stories about funny and/or awesome revenge you guys have unleashed upon worthy targets!

I have two that I was pretty proud of and I thought they were pretty funny too...

The first one happened after a friends roommate decided to just be a big bitch and rat us out for smoking pot in her room to the RA. We never ended up getting in trouble but I still thought that was totally uncool of her. So a week later I found out she was having a party.
I posted signs all around her building that said:

Megan "Rotten Crotch" Carbone is a Worthless Cum Dumpster


And, I also once ordered a pound of dog shit on the internet to be delivered to this girl that slashed my tires.

Let see what you guys got!!

This one douche bag kid in high school liked to throw his trash and empty cups in peoples cars who had their windows down...well one day he threw a full pop in my gf's seat, so me and a few buddies filled up a couple of cups of piss and completely soaked the inside of his truck...he cried, literally. Never once again did he throw trash in anyones rides....

NIIIICE hahaha soaking someone in piss always does wonders for overly inflated egos

I can't agree more....he wasn't so "cool" after that :cool:

had an ass of a boss who took credit for all of my work and blamed me for shit that I had no controll over...I had my wife write him a love letter thanking him for the great time last weekend (while he WAS out of town)and mailed it to his house with a pair of nicely scented used panties while he was out of town the next week...he was pretty stressed out for a couple of months...

HARDCORE!!!!!!!

i agree with doubledip... thats amazing

I was at a party in college at this apartment and one of the girls that lived there had a real asshole of a boyfriend. He really thought he was something special and was hitting on girls and giving all the guys at the party a lot of shit. I got that guy and 3 of my friends together to take shots. I had the pre-poured the shot glasses and gave asshole a shot of Summers Eve I found in the bathroom. He spent the rest of the evening throwing up.

Always smell a shot before taking it.

*note to self - start being much nicer to Shaz*

naaa, dude was fuckin with my job and therefore, my livelihood and my family. Needless to say, I now sit in his old office:D