Easter Egg Hunt
 

Hi people

Request from the missus is to find an easter egg she had a few years ago which was like a medium sized egg but was filled with cream.

Any suggestions?

LOL....wait, what?

Ejaculate for a few days into a medium sized balloon....dress up in a bunny suit.....hide yourself cleverly on Easter morning (caps for reverence)....and when she finds you under the sofa cushion....jump out and pop it on her head? It's what the resurrected Christ would have wanted.

Or buy a cadbury cream egg and stop asking faggy questions on a fucked up forum?

Here.....Give her this egg cream...




FAIL!

you should run our punishment system. and televise it.

where's the fucking update eggboy? You can't toy with my bored heart like this.


I saw a cadbury cream egg on the counter at the gas station today and it reminded me of it. Best way to spend 99 cents if you ask me. I'm not ready to draw a parallel between my affinity for internal cumshot porn and this sugary treat just yet....but it's worth exploring. My dear mother used to buy em for me...so obviously, this is sticky ground.

Making the jump from creampie porn to a cream filled eggs fetish is not THAT huge a leap. Although the mom reference throws a wrench in the whole thing, or exposes your other affinity for older women. All of which leaves us at grandma creampies...which is sticky ground indeed.

I've waited ALL damn day for a granny creampie link in my inbox. WTF man?

I've found my new favorite forum though...so if I stop posting here, look for me at...

Scared to go there ^^^

N2 get on it! If they have anything good, post the links here :p

hahahah...man, I'm currently bewildered. Here's a teaser, since you asked.




seriously...just copious amounts of strange granny porn, meticulously organized with rapidshare links/screencaps.

thermos, you had me at "+ FACE FUCK"

see you there.