Things that piss me off about porn.
1.) Spitting: I do not want any woman spitting on my dick. There are more subtle and effective ways of using your saliva as lubricant. Spitting is not sexy.
2.) The criss-cross ass grab: I'm talking about that move the dude does when fucking a girl doggy style and he crosses his arms and grabs her ass. Look, I understand that porn is all about be able to see the action. But what does this accomplish? Nothing. No one does this except porn stars. So please stop. 3.) Tit-slapping: Why are you slapping her tits? I think you are doing it wrong. 4.) Cumming on her face: I don't really want to watch a guy jerk off for two minutes to come on her face. And while we're at it, why would I want to cum on a woman's face? I can jerk off by myself. If I'm gonna get down with a fine woman, I'm holding my position until I'm done. Cream-pie porn needs more respect. 5.) Too much anal: where this used to be the exception, it is now the norm. Some of us prefer vaginal sex, so please stop turning every scene into an anal adventure. Discuss. |
Are you gay?
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. I'm just trying to improve the quality of the product, man. You know, build a better mouse trap and all that. I'm a busy guy, and I don't need to be wasting time watching dudes slap tits, and jerk off on girls faces. |
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. I know, I know. It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards, right? |
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not~ted i think you need a little help.
You named your thread "Things that piss me off about porn". Which pretty much closes the discussion and invites criticism about your tastes. If you would have named it "What do you hate about porn?" that would have allowed you to express your opinions while keeping the thread open to others' opinions and invited debate. But seeing that you have under 20 posts and are basically considered a n00b here, nobody really cares about your opinion anyways so either way this thread is a fail. ...just saying...:rolleyes: better luck next time... |
I don't like how trashy and "used" the girls look. I find the innocent looking but knows how to fuck girls way hotter.
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