Congratulations on being my first prisoner evil420dick!
 

Now, you technically didn't break any rules, but the majority of us are SICK of that little boy Miles Cyrus.

This is your intervention. You need help. You could go down to the YMCA and pick out a more femine looking thing than this.

I'll let you out when I feel like it. Probably Monday, but you may try to appeal to my good nature.

I've never been the first at anything before.

I'm honored.

WTF is this though and why can't I even check new messages?

So basically I have to stick my thumb up my butt in the corner for a bit?

How do I appeal to your good nature, you laughed at my cock pics.

...

You can try apologizing for taking away our right to live in a world free of that STD.

Aren't we supposed to follow some type of regimen?

MadamMeow, you know I love you intently, but...

It’s our party we can do what we want
It’s our party we can say what we want
It’s our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want (2x)

Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere
Hands in the air like we don’t care
Cause we came to have so much fun now
Got somebody here might get some now

If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna go all night
Till we see the sunlight alright

So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Miley
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things, Things don’t run we
We don't take nothing from nobody

It’s our party we can do what we want
It’s our party we can say what we want
It’s our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want

To my homegirls here with the big butts
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only God can judge us
Forget the haters cause somebody loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
We all so turnt up here
Getting turnt up yea yea

So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Miley
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Things don’t run we
We don't take nothing from nobody

It’s our party we can do what we want
It’s our party we can say what we want
It’s our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want

It’s our party we can do what we want to
It’s our house we can love who we want to
It’s our song we can sing if we want to
It’s my mouth I can say what I want to
Yea, Yea, Yeah

And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Things don’t run we
We don't take nothing from nobody
Yea, Yea, Yea

Well, right now we can do what we want, but you my dear have to wait until Monday to torture us with more of that garbage.

But I have a lovely set of her dressed as a Dennis the Mennace/Chun Li mix. :(




How can anyone not like her? :luv

Please, STOP!

Maybe you can take this as an apology song. :)

Imagining you're far away
Just searching for the words to say
I feel it when you fall apart
Our lives are our greatest art

I don't wanna change your mind
Coz I accept you for everything you are and will be
Stay here with me now

The only thing that our hearts are made of
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
The only thing real when push comes to shove
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
'Cause in the end no one loses or wins
The story begins again and again
With forgiveness and love

You don't ever have to read my mind
You can see it when you close your eyes
Don't believe it when you lose your faith
Another moment is a moment away

I can't tell you what the future holds
Or how to live
All I know is what feels right lights up my life again and again

The only thing that our hearts are made of
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
The only thing real when push comes to shove
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
'Cause in the end no one loses or wins
The story begins again and again
With forgiveness and love

Let's jump the sun
Let's find forever
Where does the time go?
Just live your life
You'll get another today, today, today
Forgiveness and love

'Cause in the end no one loses or wins
The story begins again and again
With forgiveness and love

Let's jump the sun.... [fade to end]

STOP MIND FUCKING ME WITH OVERUSING THE EMOTICONS LIKE I DO WHEN POSTING THIS SHIT!

Serious, the last time I ate Taco Bell, I wrote better songs than this out of my ass. A lot.

Meow, I wouldn't even post her so much if you didn't do such cute things like dig up girls covered in period blood memes and some rather classic vomit gifs.

How about we have a 4'th of July BBQ together and put this whole thing past us.

I hopped off the plane at L.A.X.
With a dream and my cardigan
Welcome to the land of fame excess,
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
And a Jay-Z song was on
And a Jay-Z song was on
And a Jay-Z song was on

[Chorus:]
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like yeah
Movin' my hips like yeah
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Yeah, it's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's looking at me now
Like "Who's that chick that's rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
It's definitely not a Nashville party
'cause all I see are stilettos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
And a Britney song was on
And a Britney song was on
And a Britney song was on

[Chorus]

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me every time (every time)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright

Fucker, I actually have heard that one and now it's stuck in my head. :flames

We need a jail to put the people that are in jail and extra suck into. Lol.

I understand that my words have been meaningless, it is all about action.

Let us reflect upon this.

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
Woohoo
[x2]

I'm alone,its just me
And im watchin' tv
And im always,oh so bored at home

I get up,I get out
Drive my car way downtown
Keep on calling,but your never around

See my friends out tonight
Under these city lights
In the club 'til someone starts a fight
And we get in the car
So know,where you are
So pissed off,always hangin 'round

And im so tired..
Your fired!

Im so jealous,restless,relentless
Thats just me
I'm so crazy,lately
Come on,let it be
Don't make me beg for the things I need
You know what they say
When theres a will theres a way
Lies are free,talk is cheap

Now we're out in the street
And we're sweatin' the heat
And we move with the traffic
And the beat

I dont care if you choke
When you light up your smoke
Its the one thing I cant call my own

It's so tragic..
I'm so manic!

I'm so jealous,restless,relentless
Thats just me
I'm so crazy,lately
Come on,let it be
Don't make me beg for the things I need
You know what they say
When theres a will theres a way
Lies are free,talk is cheap

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ya ya
Woohoo Woohoo

I'm so tired..
Your fired!

I'm so jealous,restless,relentless
Thats just me
I'm so crazy,lately
Come on,let it be
Don't make me beg for the things I need
You know what they say
When theres a will theres a way
Lies are free,talk is cheap

Ay ay ay ay ay ya ya ay
Woohoo Woohoo
[x4]

Talk is cheap

Lies are free,talk is cheap.


Mon cœur s'ouvre à ta voix
Mon cœur s'ouvre à ta voix

I suggest you dress up like your favorite person. Prolly need this when you get out:

I put on that white skin tight outfit she was wearing for 3 weeks. I presented and everything, but no one is paying attention.

Guess my milkshake doesn't bring the other boys to the yard, they're all going for the bigger moobs down the cell block.

Damn, can't edit.

Forgot to say, back to the Miley flat chest board.

Why is this all I can think about when I read this?

That reminds me, so I found a lezzie porn pic of Miley next to a pussy the other day...





Then I found a pic of "her" trying & failing at being cute.





Then I found a pic of it, giving some girl a piggy back ride.



I don't see the attraction.

Put a bong or two in your hand and that's me to a tee.

You see,

For those who don't know me,
I can get a bit crazy
Have to get my way,yep
24 hours a day
'cause I'm hot like that

Every guy, everywhere
just gives me mad attention
Like I'm under inspection
I always gets a ten,
'cause I'm built like that

I go through guys like money
flyin' out the hands
They try to change me
but they realize they can't
And every tomorrow is a day I never plan
If you're gonna be my man understand

I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be, can't, I can't be tamed

If there was a question about my intentions,
I'll tell ya
I'm not here to sell ya
Or tell you to go to hell
(I'm not a brat like that)
I'm like a puzzle
but all of my pieces are jagged
If you can understand this,
we can make some magic,
I'm wrong like that

I wanna fly,
I wanna drive,
I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know

I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be, can't, I can't be tamed

Well I'm not a trick you play,
I'm wired a different way
I'm not a mistake,
I'm not a fake,
It's set in my DNA
Don't change me
Don't change me
Don't change me
Don't change me
(I can't be tamed)

I wanna fly,
I wanna drive,
I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know

I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be, can't, I can't be tamed

This is why I love you MM.


Now, the attraction is wanting to know how many inner pussy herpe scars she has seen.

I can pretend that I don't see you,
I can pretend I don't wanna hold you when you're around,
(When you're around)
I can say that nothing was right,
But we know if I looked in your eyes I'd break down,
(yeah, let's break down)

[chorus:]
If I could, have just one night, to be with you, and make it right,
To what we were, and what we are,
It's hidden in the scars,
If I could, take you there,
I wont let go, this I swear,
You wont have to wonder what we are,
Cause you wont have to ever look to far,
Its in the scars, Its hidden in the scars,

If I told you that I love you,
But I'm doing alright without you it'd be a lie, But I could try,
I'd run 1000 miles, believe me,
You're the only one, I want to bring me to break down,
(yeah let's break down!)

[chorus]

Yeah I'll tell you all my secrets,
All the ones I've kept inside,
And Ill give you all the reasons,
That you faded from my life,
I won't let you go, baby come here close, I won't let you walk away

[chorus]

Its in the scars,
Yeah-yeah-eh-eh-ehhhhh-yeah-eh

I can pretend that I don't see you,
& I can pretend I don't wanna hold you when your around

You know, it's just annoying when people find it hot enough to get fan tattoos of "her".



And even more annoying when fat chicks try to eat "her" shocking her new friends.



Am I really so wrong to want this thing to go to hell and die already?

No. I'm sick of this thing trying to shove itself down my throat like it's my boyfriend's cock.

Um, with that set of pics, don't you mean up your snatch?

And as far as her dying, she'll never really be gone. She will be rebirthed through Billy Ray's ass, just like the first time. They will give her a stripper name, she will change it to something retarded, and the whole process will start over again.

Well I believe in love, but not the kinda screws you up, no!

I believe in time and chance
Cause I’m not one for making plans
Well you’ll go down in history
And that’s just what it is to me
I believe in moving on
When sentimental and love is gone

But if I’m crying over you
I won’t lie even it’s hard to do
When you turn around
I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye

I see you in another life
I see you in another life
I don’t know where I’m going but when you turn around I’ll be gone and that means goodbye

I believe in love but not the kinda breaks you up, no!
I don’t regret the day I felt
Kiss the life, I wish you well

But if I’m crying over you
I won’t lie even it’s hard to do
When you turn around
I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye

I see you in another life
I see you in another life
I don’t know where I’m going but when you turn around I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye.

Well I know you’re full, full of good intentions yeah
But that don’t change a thing cause I’m already out of here
Oh, oh, oh
When you turn around I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye

I see you in another life
I see you in another life
I don’t know where I’m going but when you turn around I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye
I see you in another life

I see you in another life
I see you in another life
I don’t know where I’m going but when you turn around I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye

I see you in another life
I see you in another life
I don’t know where I’m going but when you turn around I’ll be gone and I mean goodbye

Well ain't that the truth, I'm going to be having nightmares about it tonight.

Billy Ray all grunting trying to push another demon spawn out.

Blech.

He'll make all types of faces like this.

Yes! And she'll come out kicking & screaming cause you can't tell her what to do, she wants to stay up Billy's ass and if that's what she wants, that's what will happen dammit.

Don't keep me waiting, anticipating
Treating me like a fool
I got news for you
I'm turning my back
I'm dropping a bomb on you

You want me
You need me
Believe me, you'll be callin'
You love me
You hate me
Believe me, you'll come crawlin'

So get down and get off
Let me show you what you'll be missing
We break up, you break down
Gonna drag you through this kicking and screaming

Don't keep me guessing your favorite obsession
Don't get me a lame excuse
Is it me that you're messing
It's the same old confession
You're the one with something to lose

Watch out now
Don't blackout
There's no doubt
You can't have it
Control you
I'll own you
I'll show you, but you still can't have it

So get down and get off
Let me show you what you'll be missing
We break up, you break down
Gonna drag you through this kicking and screaming
So get down and get off
You're not the only one that I've been missing
We break up, you break down
Gonna drag you through this kicking and screaming

You'll be kicking and screaming
You'll be kicking and screaming
But I'm so deceiving, you'll be kicking and screaming

Watch out now
You'll find out
You'll cry out
There's no one above me
I play hard
Don't run far
Come back now, I really do like you...

So get down and get off
Let me show you what you'll be missing
We break up, you break down
Gonna drag you through this kicking and screaming
So get down and get off
You're not the only one that I've been missing
We break up, you break down
Gonna drag you through this kicking and screaming

You'll be kicking and screaming
You'll be kicking and screaming

Kicking and screaming

Kicking
And
Screaming



Is it working am I converting you to my side yet?

What do my boobs tell you.

They tell me they want me to climb your peeks and jiggle your mountains.

I can almost see it.
That dream I'm dreaming, but
There's a voice inside my head saying
You'll never reach it
Every step I'm takin'
Every move I make
Feels lost with no direction,
My faith is shakin'
But I, I gotta keep tryin'
Gotta keep my head held high

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
It's the climb

The struggles I'm facing
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down, but
No I'm not breaking
I may not know it, but
These are the moments that
I'm gonna remember most, yeah
Just gotta keep goin',
And I, I gotta be strong
Just keep pushing on, 'cause

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
It's the climb

Yeah

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Somebody's gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
It's the climb

Yeah, yeah yeah

Keep on movin'
Keep climbin'
Keep the faith baby
It's all about, it's all about the climb
Keep the faith, keep your faith, whoa, whoa, oh.

I'm having fantasies about chopping your fingers off and sticking them up Miley's ass.

Well if that's what it takes to get my fingers up her ass, then I'm all in.

[Verse 1]
One minute I'm in Central Park.
Then, I'm down on Delancey Street.
Said, from the Bow'ry to St Mark's.
There's a syncopated beat. Right.

[Pre-Chorus]
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm streetwise.
I can improvise.
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm streetsmart.
I've got New York City heart.

[Chorus]
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime.
But I got street savoir faire.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just be-bopulation.
And I got street savoir faire.

[Verse 2]
The rhythm of the city.
But once you get it down.
Said, then you can own this town.
You can wear the crown!

[Chorus]
Why should I worry? Tell me.
Why should I care?
I Said, I may not have a dime. Oh!
But I got street savoir faire.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just doo-wopulation.
And I got street savoir faire.

[Bridge]
Ev'rything goes.
Ev'rything fits.
They love me at the Chelsea!
They adore me at the Ritz!

[Chorus]
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
And even when I cross that line.
I got street savoir faire.

[Fading]
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

UGGGGGH.

You are seriously obsessed, it's not funny sweetie. Will you knock it the fuck off now, or do you want to stay here forever.

Why do I just lie awake and think of you?
I need some sleep.
Tomorrow I have things to do.
Everytime I close my eyes I see your face,
So I try to read, but all I do is lose my place.

[Chorus]
Am I obsessed with you?
I do my best not to want you.
But I do all the time.
I do all the time.

I just had to call you up and say hello.
I know it's 3 AM.
And I saw you awhile ago.
But I still have this aching pain to hear your voice
To know your there
I don't seem to have any choice.

[Chorus]
Am I obsessed with you?
I do my best not to want you.
But I do all the time.
I do all the time.

Oh yeah.
I'm so sorry I just had to wake you up.
I feel so lonely by myself.
Is this the way it feels when you're in love?
Or is this something else?
Yeah.

Yeeah.

[Chorus]
Am I obsessed with you?
I do my best not to want you.
But I do all the time.
I do all the time.

Oooh yeah
But I do all the time, I want you all the time.
Am I obsessed with you?



There. I'm going to start doing it back to you until you stop. Actually, if you don't stop I'll start bringing up real lyrics like from E-Town. Like this sweet diddy I hear every time you post that evil creature.

so many nights i prayed that this would just stop.
awoke out of my sleep by a sound of a popped lock
my heart would drop to the ground, maybe the fact that my
pops wasn't around forced you to found these guys that would
just knocked you down or beat you around.
i don't know. my innocence was lost back then not to be found
and in a sense its like this world was just weighing me down,
leaning it's weight hard on my shoulders.
making my heart less warm and much more colder,
chip off my tooth and a chip on my shoulders.
i told ya'll that i don't play.
i seen drama every goddamn day.
so go ahead, yip yab away, cause now you got a lot to say.

cast your judgments, cast all your stones.
holding my hands, holding on to everything i have
because it's slipping away so fast and it's all i have.

i was like 6 then, we had no pot to piss in.
while most kids lives consists of shine and glisten,
mine was lined with mischief. a boy flipping.
devoid of times you find joy to reminisce in.
it's like time was missing, years were passing.
i was inside while kids were outside laughing.
no time for games, their fake toy planes were crashing,
while me.. my life was crashing.
at night fist fight left my mom's face smashed in.
her man's blasted, he threw her down a flight of stairs.
alone and scared i stared in eyes of men who didn't care.
my father was never there. now i am prepared for this
lifetime that is unfair, in life i fight from the bottom to the top.
in this life i had to fight for all that i got.
it hurts but i still won't stop, 'til my casket drops.

Ok, ok. I see how annoying that is. I got it out of my system.

I'm sorry everyone for posting Miley while lurkers whose rep=0 rep me or send me credits for it.

I'm sorry you have to live in a world that's not China and doesn't kill their female offspring immediately so she was allowed to grow & thrive into the attention whoring slut that she has become.

I'm sorry I enjoy her insane phase where she makes herself look stupider & stupider every time she opens her mouth.

It's funny, I'm bored. Deal with it.

MM if I seemed disrespectful today, I apologize to you for that. And not sarcastically like above. You are fun to tease.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRGd0gD0QNE

I was going to say that's more like it, til I clicked the video.

Really, more lyrics? You're such a dick.

But here I paid your bail.

Thank you for not fucking me too hard in the ass and using lube.

Well, I'm free but I was signing off anyway.

Who has to clean up the piss I took in the corner?