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serafina 02-06-2009 01:33 AM

How long has it been since you had sex?
 
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Carlos Spicy Wiener 02-06-2009 01:49 AM

2 days ago. And 1hr ago with my hand....yea baby.

Carlos Spicy Wiener 02-06-2009 02:37 AM

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I have a few single friends lol.......

Kal-El 02-06-2009 10:03 AM

It's been over 1 1/2 weeks for me. And its going to get worse since my wife is pregnant.

mrdavis 02-06-2009 10:16 AM

since i bought it in amsterdam in november...

thermos 02-06-2009 10:25 AM

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Kal-El, you must carpe pussy.

You can creampie every single day now? Don't be frightened by the mucus plug, man up, and attack that swollen vagina. When she starts laboring...you can have sex between contractions too.

edouble 02-06-2009 10:27 AM

Had sex on January 1st and 17th. Got road head on the way home from a funeral on the 24th. So far, a pretty good January, though that still means 2 weeks since my wife has touched me...

tripwire 02-06-2009 12:16 PM

serafina it would be my pleasure just to hook a homegirl up

serafina 02-06-2009 01:10 PM

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How old?

Carlos Spicy Wiener 02-06-2009 01:43 PM

my youngest friend is 30! But I not sure if I want to corrupt you with some of the guys I know.......lol.......the 30 year old is a state employee, ladies man and never been married(he would be the fun time guy)lol. The others are correctional officers and are a very special group of guys. I would stay away from those guys.lol

n2tattoos.lol 02-06-2009 02:12 PM

fuck all of you.

almost a year for me. :(

Carlos Spicy Wiener 02-06-2009 02:53 PM

Remember N2 like the shit says it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards.....lol

Goat Gosselin 02-06-2009 04:00 PM

16 hrs ago, 2 days before that and the day before that

and got some penciled in for later tonight

Bradley Nowell 02-06-2009 05:30 PM

It's been long enough that I actually can't remember. I'm married, been together for 11 yrs. So I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning. While hitting a hole-in-one.

forumlover 02-06-2009 06:47 PM

8 NO FUCKING MONTHS

i should get some sunday, if not then def valentines day. LDR's SUCK ASS

Kal-El 02-06-2009 07:01 PM

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I've heard that a woman's sex drive is more rampant starting in the second and third trimesters. I'm looking forward to that, it's just the "getting there" that's killing me.

jcaf41 02-06-2009 08:44 PM

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Before my Marriage it was constant, during my marriage was the same as you state brad, except I would have welcome getting hit by lightning if I knew how much my divorce was going to fuck with me (note to self - do not remarry), and now that I am single again, yeah its been kinda fun. Yesterday at 3pm was my last. Its like being a dumb 18 yr old again, anywhere anytime.

ms. cellany 02-07-2009 01:18 AM

Far too long. Far, far too long. Almost a month ago now? Ugh.

n2tattoos.lol 02-07-2009 02:09 AM

i need to meet some charitable girls.

beastley 02-07-2009 03:57 AM

like 1 day?

mr.brownfella 02-07-2009 04:21 AM

3 months before that plus 1 year!

effjay 02-08-2009 12:47 PM

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Such gusto! It really sounds like you're proud of this, I'd say throw a fuck or a motherfuck in that sentence so we know you're not bragging about your celibacy :D (unless it's by choice, in which case you get both a congrats & a WTF, haha)

Been about two or three days for me, but with all you guys who are married are sure making me rethink my pending nuptials :D

jamandjelly 02-08-2009 02:54 PM

Since early November here. Single life sucks and I'm not too into drunken sex, unfortunatly I have to get a girl drunk to have sex with me. That's how it seems at least.

edouble 02-09-2009 03:15 PM

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Trust me my friend, she will be begging for it as the due date approaches. I guess that chick magazines say that intercourse can help move the little guy along.

Only thing is, a fat, smelly, unshaven chick, with your kid kicking around isn't exactly as sexy as it sounds...


PS- I got some on Saturday!:p

Jaxcmpletelakofsrpriz 02-09-2009 04:10 PM

26 hours...
 
Pregnant wife gets what she wants.

Randal Graves 02-09-2009 11:31 PM

too fucking long.

jo_dile 02-09-2009 11:40 PM

A very, very, very, very, very long time....:D So long I think my hymen has reattached....:D Im technically a virgin again...lol

Randal Graves 02-09-2009 11:44 PM

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you could always pay for it. there are plenty of guys out there who are willing to fuck for money.

Boon 02-10-2009 12:12 AM

I just had some. With myself.

jo_dile 02-10-2009 12:25 AM

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Im not paying anyone to fuck me...:D

ms. cellany 02-10-2009 01:03 AM

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Come on over Jo, let's end our celibacy! ;)

surfmagik15 02-10-2009 03:07 AM

Almost 2 days
 
But I thats pretty much the max when my gf isn't on her period. It's nice having constant sex but the conquest of a one night stand is also a good time.

It's not that I won't have sex with her, she just doesn't like looking like she's bloated.

Trust me girls, when we're getting our dicks wet, we're not looking at your extra "bloat"

Randal Graves 02-10-2009 07:12 PM

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don't be like that. I'd hook you up with a discount.

Goat Gosselin 02-10-2009 07:58 PM

at 5am this morning. i woke up after having a wet dream. not sure if this counts as having sex. otherwise it was the day before yesterday

jo_dile 02-12-2009 06:20 PM

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Its good to know you look out for me. :D







dork ;)

n2tattoos.lol 02-12-2009 08:00 PM

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i'll be going to oklahoma city soon. texas ain't that far...:D

jo_dile 02-12-2009 08:07 PM

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LOL! So tempting......mustttt resssssissssstttt.......;)

Randal Graves 02-12-2009 08:37 PM

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Oklahoma is just as far from Jo as San Diego is.

jo_dile 02-12-2009 08:38 PM

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Shhhhhhh dont tell him, Randal!!!! :D :p

Randal Graves 02-12-2009 08:47 PM

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Don't worry. He's not going to ride his scooter 12 hours.


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