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Shasturbator 08-18-2008 08:42 AM

Sports that should NOT be in the Olympics
 
OK, how about sports that you think have no place in the Olympics....first one I can think of is horse jumping....WHY?

SexyLion 08-18-2008 08:47 AM

Ohh you know you love looking at those big beasts and imaginging all the nasty things you could do to them!!!

artaco 08-18-2008 08:51 AM

Synchronized trampolining.

Was this event started in the back yard at a cookout after the kids whent to bed?

Shasturbator 08-18-2008 08:57 AM

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I thought you were joking....and googled it....WTF?

Glen Quagmire 08-18-2008 09:07 AM

I was kind of disappointed to see ping-pong the other morning. Excuse me, "table tennis." Ha !

artaco 08-18-2008 09:08 AM

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I was hoping to catch a few cool events the other night, and saw that and mens field hockey. WTF?

Kyle E. Coyote 08-18-2008 01:28 PM

Curling. 10 charachters

Shasturbator 08-18-2008 01:31 PM

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I actually got into that last Olympics and watched quite a bit of it...

Mr Handlebars 08-18-2008 04:19 PM

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I thought curling was a winter sport. It's played on the grass now? I always thought it was a way of teaching men how to do housework. It has always been one of my favorites in the winter Olympics. How the get that stone to curve, speed up and slow down just by the way they throw the stone and manipulate the ice. It's so cool.

I always thought they should do away with bathing suits in synchronized swimming. :rolleyes:

victor6er 08-18-2008 11:49 PM

Speed Walking. Badminton. Anything involving a gun. Anything involving a horse.

MickC 08-18-2008 11:51 PM

Opening Ceremonies

Shasturbator 08-18-2008 11:56 PM

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nope still just a winter sport...but this section can deal with Olympics in total...not just the ones happening now and maybe we can keep it going...who knows...

Mr Handlebars 08-19-2008 12:03 AM

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Jizz .... then you want the nude Olympic. I'll send yu the tape.

Shasturbator 08-19-2008 12:04 AM

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luge?!?!?! you fucking crazy? I love watching that...

Mr Handlebars 08-19-2008 12:13 AM

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Mick .... opening ceremonies ain't even a sport, unless you plan to sit on the rocket tube and see how far they can shot on up your arse.

That came out total wrong. I meant the sport, not you Mick.

danieldamone 08-19-2008 08:46 AM

As much as I enjoy watching it, Basketball really doesnt belong. The olympics should be a show case for people not already making millions per year and being televised regularly.

SexyLion 08-19-2008 11:45 AM

These are the sports NO LONGER played at the olympics:
    • Cricket
    • Croquet
    • Golf
    • Jeu de paume
    • Lacrosse
    • Pelote basque
    • Polo
    • Power boating
    • Rackets
    • Rink-hockey
    • Roque
    • Rugby
    • Tug of war
    • Water skiing

SexyLion 08-19-2008 11:47 AM

These are sports being considered for addition to the olympics:


Tablefor5 08-19-2008 04:29 PM

I think they should add demolition derby to that list of possible games....

buddha00man 08-19-2008 04:50 PM

think they need to add MMA to that list above........also heard they were gonna drop womens softball cuz since 1996 when it was added the US has won every gold, so they want to drop it. Also heard they wanna drop mens baseball cuz they dont get the all stars like they do in basketball........it makes no sense :confused:

Frothy Afterbirth 08-19-2008 06:09 PM

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I second speed walking.

I hope the game of Bridge will never become a Olympic sport.

Mr Handlebars 08-19-2008 10:52 PM

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Frothy ..... you left out chess, unless you want to see chess boxing.

And some of those sport are indigenous to only certain countries like sumo.. I only think Japan, USA and Polynesia wrestle sumo. I don't even remember hearing of a Chinese Sumo wrestler.

danieldamone 08-19-2008 11:50 PM

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sorry. that was actually a freudian slip. i was thinking gymnastics, but meant olympics. my mistake.

artaco 08-20-2008 06:45 AM

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Tug of War? Thats funny. Whats next the Potato sack race?

Mr Handlebars 08-20-2008 11:38 AM

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They used to do the Tug of War from 1900 to 1920. Do you think it would be a great way to fight wars instead of soldiers. We let the politians tug it out and the losers lose their heads. That way they'd be the only ones to die. Beats term limits.

danieldamone 08-20-2008 04:33 PM

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yeah, but then what do you do when you get a bunch of guerilla tug-of-warists tugging in ways you weren't prepared to defend against. all bad.

towdog 08-21-2008 09:55 AM

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If you use that logic then swimming would be dumped too. Phelps was already making $5 million a year "before" these Olympics.

Not that I don't agree with you. The worst mistake they ever made was letting professional players in. Get back to the days when it was college players in basketball and hockey.

Meatmallet 08-24-2008 04:26 AM

what about walking backwards near a cliff face, that would be great to watch:D

Geaux Saints 08-24-2008 08:43 PM

need to have lightsaber dueling....oops, i need to stop drinking....


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