Would you?
 

Yes, and I didn't even notice the stump until I looked twice!:p

no doggie style, unless maybe you stick her face in the corner.

I think I can over look a sub par hand job this once

You're such a kind-hearted guy, you know?

Hey, her mouth still works.

Plus, when she sobers up in the morning, looks over at the shapeless gray-skinned lump in semen stained jockey shorts sleepfarting next to her and realizes that she accidently banged one of the reprobates from DSF, the convenient stump will spare her the ignominy of having to chew through her own arm, Coyote Ugly style, to avoid waking the slobbering, drooling degenerate as she skulks out the door, head hung in shame.

Does she still have the other arm? If not, then I'm in.

Doesn't look like it...

she wouldnt have to twist my arm