obviously spent some time in prison...explains a few things.

Martin Lawrence gives the best defense for jail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfuKqgM8XM

How to Make Prison Wine
 

Step1
Make a strong bag by using two small trash bags, placed one inside the other. Place a fruit of your choice and fruit cocktail inside the bag. Seal bag.
Step2
Mash the fruit and fruit cocktail inside the bag with your hand. Fill the sink with hot water and place the bag into water. Let sit for 15 minutes. Make sure water does not cool; add more hot water, if necessary.
Step3
Take the bag from water, and wrap it in a towel to keep it warm. Leave for 48 hours while the fruit ferments. If it's warm outside, leave the bag in a safe place outdoors.
Step4
Add sugar and ketchup. Use about 50 sugar cubes. If using yeast or moldy bread, add that as well. Reseal the bag, and run under hot water for 30 minutes or until the sugar is fully absorbed.
Step5
Heat the bag in hot water for 15 minutes once a day for three days. Leave wrapped in a towel. Check often; the bag swells as gases are released. It may pop. When ready, separate the mashed fruit from the liquid, and there you have your wine.

I kinda want to make prison wine to see what it tastes like, but I'm scared I may kill myself for no reason drinking the shit.

but think of the eulogies you'll receive. plus, you'll win a Darwin Award.

i think Blixa might need to know a few things...

He better hang onto the soap,because Shasta and Big Mac have been put away for a long time.

I can almost hear the shouts of "fresh meat!"

Hey Mega, have fun getting raped by dontsnatch. :D

Fuck that dude, they got hookers in here. Sweet!