I Hate My Job!
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. if you haven't gotten the joke yet, ask someone! |
Now that that's out of the way, Welcome! :) My advice is this, stay away from the lesbo lumberjack, get some roofies and add a notch to your belt with the supermodel chick then leave it alone because she's nothing but trouble. Lastly, turn gay and have a same sex marriage with the stoner dude. Pred Code:
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hahahahaha one of my favourite posts ever. didnt get it till the van/mysteries line. just great
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but i LoL every time i re-read it this isnt the orig but it goes back some time. I cant believe Pred or McHooker didn't get it Code:
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I've been button hooked!
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Thanks Satan, he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for......
Ahh, you know the rest. |
Dude, I've been drinking since 7am when the wibfe left forn work
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