Hey there!

I'm Kate Lynn from Philadelphia, PA and I've been a long time lurker. I finally decided to jump in on the action. Drunkenstepfather is my favorite website of its kind, no doubt about it. Plus, I love Jesus Martinez.

And that means I love you all.

<3 KL

Nice to meet you Kate Lynn. Standard procedure for long time lurkers and Jesus lovers who are female is for them to post a pic of the boobies with a sign that says "reserved for Jesus"

Posted some pictures in the appropriate thread. :)

Ah, bless you my dear!

OK now I'm back on the forum (yes, I have done you some proof pics finally :D), here's a mini biography if you want it...

I turned 18 in Feb, living in a little town in England and can't wait to get out to uni.

There was some specualtion that I was fake for a while haha, but if anyone still has any doubts I'll go on webcam for you :p

Lurve, Clementine.

not that we doubt you but the webcam sounds like a hell of an idea, hey you should bake like your heroine......but naked, now that would be the best internet show ever, we could get sponsors...put rachel ray out of business

i don't get out much apparently

Hi,
My name is Lawson. I live in NYC and work in Advertising. I like Music, Weed, and naked girls.

Wow, you are in the wrong place, then. None of those things here :D

My Name is Dan and I am from Des Moines, Iowa. I love cartoons and booze and women and comics and games and oh yeah porn and boobs and ass and
hedy and clem and all the hotties that post nekid on here for me to gaze at.
cheers all!

DETHKLOK RULES!!!!!!!

I'm me.
 

I'm Kestrel.
I like cheap beer followed by more cheap beer and then expensive tequila.
I can be found along the California coast, where I'm a biology grad student by day studying the effects of global warming on coastal biodiveristy and a band manager by night.
I rock on the guitar, spin fire at the beach, and own a mean collection of kick-ass sunglasses.
And dancing makes me happy in my pants.

Someone to argue global warming with.

Be careful, I fight dirty. :)

Dirtier the better.

global warming was invented by Al Gore after he finished inventing the internet.

I'm not worried about global warming, Chuck Norris will fix it...and kill anyone in his way!!

hey miscellany, where are u studying?

and what is the origin of ur name? what language/country?

I'm studying specifically in N. CA but my research goes from Oregon down to Southern CA.

A kestrel is a bird, a falcon to be exact. They're everywhere- we have the American Kestrel here in the states.

Ooo, research of global warming in Oregon, eh? Definitely have some fellow students at law school who are there to deal with some of the different legal reprecussions involving global warming issues and what not. How far north into Oregon is your research covering? Just Goldbeach/Florence/Klamath? Or do you make it all the way up into the Willamette Valley?

Coos Bay is about as far north as I'm getting, don't want to go too far since I have to drive to all my sites.

Yeah, that would be rough going a whole lot further from there if you're based out of N. California. Being into Biodiversity and biology in general: Big fan of Blue Planet and Planet Earth? Man those are some killer DVDs.

Oh man, nothing like lighting up a joint and watching Planet Earth- I own the entire set. Enrapturing.

Nice to see a fellow Biology Major in this bitch.... I'm going a different direction from you though... more in the medical aspect... But still love Planet Earth!

Im a 31 year old child. I play video games. I look at the sun and forget it will burn my retinas. I took a few classes at comunity college. Sorry ladies, I am taken. The only two times I did not pull out of my wife, she got knocked up. I live in Nor Cal.

i don't know how i got here or where i parked...

i dig good music, comic books, and want to be a pro wrestler after i finish up college here in san diego. i was born and raised in orange county, ca.

Hey everyone. Long time lurker first time poster. I'm 28 and from South Carolina. I sometimes question what the fuck I've done in life to end up in such a sorry, sorry state but am trying to make the best of it. I enjoy playing guitar and throwing beer pong in my off time and I pay the bills by working as a Paramedic. I look forward to sharing many rants with you fine people in the near future as well as oogling all the pretty pictures you guys post.

Howdy folks! I'm Jeremy and I'm down in south Texas. Came to the forums awhile back and then ended up getting lost somewhere and finally found my way back. I really enjoy reading forums and they definately help pass the time while working. Looking forward to hanging out! :)

im a girl.

I'm 29 and live in Atlanta.

i purchased britney spears latest cd, blackout

the day it came out.

A startling and troubling confession.

the guy in the cd storee asked me if i was just fucking around and i told him absolutely not. theres very little i would download illegally and britney is number one on that list

So you forgot to mention you're tone deaf.

i just love britney

I did to... when she was 19.... and i was 14... and in a total i want to see her naked not listen to her talk sort of way which i'm assuming is different than the way you love her

i love her in everyway

Well then... that was a bit unexpected

hi friends. long time reader, first time poster. my name is floyd and im from toronto, canada. my girlfriend is a needy bitch and she sucks my dick like the late terry schiavo would. lifelessly. needless to say, i abuse alcohol and smoke like a chimney. im only 20 but feel like im knocking on 45s front door.

good to be here tho, thanks for having me

Gee, you sound like a winner...

gee? you sound like richie cunningham

My name's Mike. I like my beer but I've also got my eye on yours, so watch it. The only thing better than porn is free porn. I live in California. I put half my paycheck in my gas tank and the other half goes to the ex, which is why I've become well acquainted with the free music in the forums. And yeah, I've got lots of cool stuff to post once I figure out this rapidshare stuff...