Sports that should be in the Olympics
 

Jizz.... you planning to try out fot the team if they allow dodgeball?

Fuck no I am way too lazy. I stopped playing softball because my team would get mad because if I didn't hit a homerun, I refused to run to first. All or nothing, that's my motto.

Careful, I heard they're trying to get softball back for the 2012 Olympics. Want to be the towel boy for the girl's team? :D

Only if it means I get to hang around the shower room while jennie Finch is in there. Then towel her off.

I wouldn't know about that, but you get to pick up their dirty jock straps and run to the store to get them medicine for their yeast infections.

Beer Pong. Americuh WIYNS!!!!!!

Is that like Ping Pong, but with beer mugs??

did you grow up on a different planet? :D

from the Wiki:

Beer pong (also called beirut, lob pong, and other names) is a drinking game in which players throw a table tennis ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in one of several cups of beer on the other end. The game typically consists of two two-player teams, one on each side of a table, and a number of cups set up on each side.[1] There are no official rules, so rules may vary widely, though usually there are six or ten plastic cups arranged in a triangle on each side. The number of players on a team can vary as well, from one to three or more.

When a ball lands in a cup, the defending team must consume all of the beer inside that cup. The game is won by eliminating all the other team's cups before all of one's own cups are eliminated. The losing team must then consume all the beer remaining in the winning team's cups.[1] The order of play varies – both players on one team shoot followed by both players on the other team, or players on opposite teams can alternate back and forth.[2]

Today, beer pong is played at parties, North American colleges and universities[3][4] and elsewhere, such as tailgating or other sporting events.[5] The game is also played by high school students, despite the fact that furnishing alcohol to persons under the age of 21 is illegal in the United States.[6][7]

Although the preceding guidelines are common, the rules may be subject to a wide variety of modifications and additions that often vary based on the area of the country, the state, or even the house in which a particular game is played.

Actually, yes I am.

Now to the point at hand. Since performance enhancing substances are prohibited at the Olympic and some people actually perform better when drunk, I figured there would be no way that Beer Pong would get into the games under the current rules. By changing the paddles to mug glasses, I thought maybe it could sneek in.