Amen to that. I've been with the missus for six years now, and what worked last night may be a snooze-fest tonight. The VCR analogy is extremely fitting.

And sometimes it just isn't happening, despite my valiant efforts. She still won't give me a subtle hint though, just flat out refuses because it would make her laugh to say "come for me" or anything like it. Eventually its just, "Could you hurry the fuck up!?!"

If I were more sensitive it might be a mood killer. Good thing my boner isn't emo.

Aha glad to hear that its not just my gf that some nights is hard to read. Need to get a damn mood ring for them before bed.

I will admit that it takes a while for me to acheive orgasm ,much longer than 30 sec-but I much prefer having just one to having to go at it for 3 hours it. After 3 hours id need a vagina transplant

Hi Joelleebaby and let me be the first to welcome you to our cozy little corner of the internet. In the interest of smoothing your entrance to DSF I would like to take the time to say

OMG, I know!!!

When I'm done, it's OVER.

You do realize,
 

that been gone down on qualifies as sex, (unless you happen to be William Clinton: "I did NOT have sex with That woman!") :eek: