Yes, ma'am... sir... ma'am?
 

Ok, so I'm probably gonna catch some shit for this one, but it has to be said. I don't follow softball so I never even heard of her before. Anyway, here are a couple of interviews with miss Crystl Bustos of the US Olympic Softball Team. I know at least one of you must have seen that same interview on TV after our loss and... well... didn't they?... I thought... I could have sworn... didn't they have a special team at the Olympics to check this stuff? You know? To check if the chicks were really chicks and not just tuckers? :confused:

If not, will someone volunteer to check miss Crystl Bustos for a penis? That has got the be the deepest voice I've ever heard on an alleged female since... well, ever! Hell, not even Chyna... and I was pretty sure she was a dude, til I made the mistake of watching that One Night in Chyna video (for educational purposes) and well, it was a very convincing post-op vagina... but I digress. What do you guys think? Is she a he, I mean, he... does she just play one on TV interviews?

Crystl Bustos......

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

breathe


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I don't know man. That.... person, sounds EXACTLY like a dude. It's not like it's deep but still kinda girly, it IS a mans voice.

I'll take the bat :)

Yea....your face would probably recover faster than your would-be singed tongue......

I bet she can shove that entire bat up her ass...

...and the softball

if he wasn't fat, we could to an adam's apple check. i vote man.

She ate that thing a long time ago man, along with Adam's pineapple, watermelon... well, the whole fruit basket.

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