"Einstein's" Puzzle
 

The puzzle is sometimes attributed to Albert Einstein although it's questionable whether he would waste time with similar nonsense. More likely, someone borrowed Einstein's name to promote the riddle. If Einstein has something to do with it, the reason he invented it was probably to get rid of annoying students. :-)

The problem

At any rate, there are five houses. Each of them has one of five different left-right positions, five different colors, five different nationalities of the owners, five different favorite cigarette brands they like, five different beverages they drink, and five different species of pets they shelter. Moreover,


The Englishman lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is just to the left of the white one.
The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
The man in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.

Who keeps fish?

try not to fucking cheat

Not sure if you want an answer posted in here, but, why would someone cheat with this? It's not that difficult if you use some simple elimination.

So what's the answer? Show your work.

I think the answer is my wife, at least that's what I whiffed last night when she rolled over in bed with no panties on.
-SRD

well that was fun, have'nt done a good brain buster logic puzzle since college, don't do it again. and no i'm not posting the answer cause then no one else will do it, but i will pm Foetus so he knows i ain't full of shit. (well at least not about this)

Who cares about fish.

There is nothing dictating that anyone has to keep fish.

That's your answer.

If the answer can be derived through elimination, then there's only 3 animals mentioned

The answer is nobody keeps the fish. Cuz they are a pain in the ass. Also, i didn't actually read that shit.

Answer:

Is the answer Potato?