20,001 makes the new thread, NOOB!!!

Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002

Holy smack we finally got here! :spin:

Way to go Pred! :luv

Sorry sweetie. :o http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/s...ad.php?t=24661

But never fear, I have something for you as well. :luv



:pinklips :pinklips :pinklips :pinklips

Three years in a row, I have been having nonstop eye irritation from May through the summer. Last year it got so bad I made my boyfriend take me to the ER in the middle of the night. Nothing I was prescribed ever helped it.

So the other day I decided I'm tired of this one flowering tree in my backyard that my stepdad planted by our shed and fence. Some of the branches are about to touch my neighbor's deck and it makes me feel like an asshole.

So my boyfriend gets a removal guy to come and give an estimate. Finally learned the name of the thing, a Mimosa tree. It's really pretty and I like the name, but the thing needs to go, it's in a bad spot.

So I get my estimate and go inside. The part of my arm that got hit by a branch broke out in hives. Finally knowing the name of this stupid tree, I looked up it's allergy symptoms, and sure enough included is eye problems like I kept having!

Very hopeful this will finally be the end of the madness, it's been bad enough it literally ruined my last few summers. lol

And as a joke my boyfriend got me a pair of goggles that came today, but they are actually very comfy and make me feel better.



I feel like a frog wearing them, but an adorable frog cause these things are cute and make me see pink. lol :)

Forevermore, I am permanently displayed with my lips locked to my own ass. Yes I was wrong. No I do not know shit. Point me out to your children, as an example of what not to be. I am ashamed.

But I did get last post on V4.0 so I got that going for me.


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These and a CPAP mask, and you got the makings for an amateur porn remake of Top Gun.

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I call shenanigans :flames

OMG I've been looking all day for a pink scarf I have and my brother's leather bomber jacket that I probably donated away. :evillol

It's called Steam Punk style. I don't get it though. Steam frizzes my hair, but I do like pink so I'm going with it. :luv

A selfie of you in that getup would be amazing. :D :evilgrin: :luv

here's your award. truly deserving.

You are an effulgent epitome of prognostication! :)

I thought Naked and Afraid XL was going to be the same thing, only with fat people?

If you see a polyp, don't bite it. Just sayin'.


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About time 5.0 came out.

Bwahahaha. Fucked that up Feotus. Or aaamtronic. Whatever your name is.

I don't think Feotus likes aaamtronic.

But his momma does.


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People at the next table almost hit me in the head with a selfie stick at dinner last night. I swear I would have hit the floor and played dead.

In reality we all know that El Chapo walked leisurely out the front door into a waiting limousine.

Bet they really are sending him for Donald Trump. :spin:

Did he use the Uber App?

not even close

I don't think I like you very much.

Stop it! You know how I act out when mommy and mommy fight.


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How many of you guys out there, can take Benedryl and not pass out.

I'm going down for the count. :sleep:

Make sure Bill Cosby is not in the room.

Knocks me out every time. We should both take some and sleep together. :luv

Adobe Flash should change it's name to "Crash"

RIP Jeff Conaway of "Taxi" & "Grease"... I still remember he brought the box in to show doctors on "Celebrity Fit Club" b/c he was taking it to get over a cold or something, & they couldn't figure out why he was tired & stuff & having trouble doing their physical stuff for the episode.

I had a doctor in early 2000s who had me take some meds (forget specifics) for a bit that he told me during the office visit had extra estrogen (I think it was; some female-only stuff). I asked him if it would make me pregnant, & he said if it did, we'd report it together.

Over a decade later, I forget when I went off that stuff (or what it was), & I have 0 pregnancies in my life.

:evillol

:luv That sounds romantic. Who goes first. :lurk :evillol

I miss Bobby Wheeler. :(

Sucks you never got knocked you up when you had the chance, but did you at least get to grow a decent rack? :evilgrin:

I've disabled mine.

So far the only annoyance seems to be I have to right click youtube videos on forums to see what they are, but I read that there are/were safety issues going on.

That's why I asked the doc about the pregnancy chances... I've spent 100% of my life with no kids, but 2 of something else my sister has none of.

I might miss him more if I remembered less of the way he acted on that show (seemed like he was on something even when he probably wasn't), or if more of the cast had continued major careers in recent years. (Ironically, last time I saw Judd Hirsch or Chris Lloyd was on a "Numbers" repeat a-week-or-so ago.)

MM is a sweetie pie. I am not. Get that fuckin' shit outta here. There is a thread for this kind of teary-eyed shit. Bitch.

Best Buy stop bombarding me with messages. I am not buying anything from you. I use your site and store to see what I want and actually buy it from somewhere else.

Soft white light bulbs suck. It's like sunset all day long.

I want steak today. yessiree!

I was disappointed to learn that kangaroo sex does not involve a lot of hopping.


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