I'll volunteer to help with this science experiment. Amtronic's sperm are so old they need to use Waze to find out where to go.

The proper way to eat shellfish as it should!

Nope to #1. At this time they are inside but on the outside of the nether region. They took the long way 'round and ended up on the outside looking in where they started.

Nope to #2. The diaphragm is a barrier between the thoraxic area where the heart and lungs and shit are located. But down in the abdomen where the stomach, large and small intestines, bladder, kidneys, etc, that's all fair game.
Hope the little buggers aren't hungry!!


:eek:

Well they are old enough to read a Texaco gas station road map!


:cool:

But can they fold that map back up properly?

Are medical journals about the reproductive parts of a female your porn kink? :)

It does end up all sticky though. :evillol

This was all explained to me by a medical professional. Really. They do not play one on TV.

I am going to go see the Slipknot in August.

It will also be 25 years to the month since I did that for the first time at the 2nd or 3rd Ozzfest before anyone knew who they were. We sure as hell didn't.

We had to wait many months for their first album to finally come out and it kicked our asses when it did.

Can't wait! :spin:

Also, I am old af. :cry

:evillol

I smoked enough weed to fill a cargo van while listening to Ozzy.

I just had a huge wasp or a hornet in my house and that took up my past hour.

My husband and I somehow managed to vacuum it up. I had to put on my winter coat and sunglasses.

The bee thing carcass is nowhere to be found inside the vacuum and we saw it get sucked up.

The vacuum is now in my basement covered in two contractor bags and we are both scared shitless. :rofl:

Mr. Miyagi my cat saw us screwing around with the vacuum outside trying to confirm the death and he thinks we are stupid and embarrassing him. lol

I am now useless for the rest of the night! :spin:

Back when I was younger a house fly was in my room when I got home around 1am. I was pretty fucked up on coke I usually did a minimum about 6 grams a night so that gives a hint to where my head was at. I spent maybe 3 hours tying to kill that fucker when I finally got it it was one of the most satisfying moments.

Today May 10 is considered Maid Day, a Japanese pun from Mei-do. So otakus dress up as maids and celebrate at maid cafes. So guess what today's theme is going to be? :D

I bought another flashlight today. :spin:

What was the Youtube link? Another question did your phone auto correct and you meant Fleshlight?

Tomorrow we are driving 4-5 hours/way to Boston and then Sunday we are driving 2.5 hours/way to Atlantic City. :spin:

I'll have to compare how long we stay in each. I used to tap out quick.

You should love Boston maybe.

Tomorrow is a special day which only means I will be....

Wrll I'm late. Have the day is gone and its already May 27th on the other side of the world. :cry

Anyways spam posting will now commence...

I'm done just before it hit midnight. What I thought would take me maybe 4 hrs ended up being a 13 hr marathon. I don't think I will ever do this again. This shit was agonizingly painfully slow asf even with all the BB codes saved and ready to go. For me to post everything via a phone was bat shit crazy. By that I mean the fucking servers dsf uses not my internet. It could take up to 20-30 seconds before a post finally gets through. Good thing this is a 3 day holiday weekend when I have don't have shit to do.

I also noticed imgbox has good chance of banning images that are uploaded via mobile than a computer. Maybe I'm wrong because images uploaded from a computer were not banned. But a good number from my phone were. There were even more images that got deleted. I don't want to know how many posts I did. Only that it has to be a record by a individual other than conversations.

I'm out and I'm going to sleep.

PS I noticed it is much harder to find images within a certain niche/criteria as compared to 15 years or even 10 years ago such as amateur shit. *amateur ginger shit. Nothing that is professionally done within the adult industry, IG onlyfans, and the like. The search engines are also getting shittier and not getting desired results.

PPS I just noticed that I have finally passed 10,000 posts from my spamming. It took me nearly 17 years to do it. :rolleyes:

Frothy is King!



Definitely a new record. Major props for doing that on the phone, I HATE PHONE POSTING!

The lag has grown through the years. I feel your pain more than you know.

This one is my personal best, but regular users have no chance to pass it. Even though I don't have a between posts timer, I also don't think I could come close again the way the lag is now. I would only get half of that.

That's kind of bitchy of me to slip my shameless self promotion in.

Not looking to rain on Frothy's parade, he's making the rest of you look like slackers and he is AWESOME! :p :evillol :cool:

All that and not one dick pick of yourself.
:cry

He sent them via PM to a myself and I assume others

There are you satisfied now?

Secret is out now.

Its funny because I think dsf and the main page were moved to newer servers a few years ago?

Trying to post 5000+ in 24 hrs is insane! 4673 posts on 486 pages consisting of 16 hrs 18 mins to my calculation is impressive! And this was almost 10 years ago. I totally forgot about this attempt. :eek:

Okay I checked, I did 309 posts in 13 hrs. But I started late in the day. Could've done more but those are all the images I had already uploaded for the codes and posted; less the banned ones.