those two crazies were made for each other :)

Me and Striker?

long as Striker gets to be the bottom

I'm OK with that. I hope he shaves his ass.

Second thought, I don't care if he shaves his ass.

Wow. Just wow. I cannot believe this thread exists.


This should be printed out and put into the 'DSF handbook of rules and regulations'.


Chapter 3 - Don't date forum members

(sandwiched between the chapters on Postwhoring and Amy flattery)

why do i get the feeling that one day your going to build a real doll that has a creepy resemblence ro me?

Ahahaha...um, because I already have? I call it my precious. I always ask 'her' to show the balloon knot too......but I make her say "no, fuck off" to simulate real life. It was like a gift from the stalking gods when you shared your make-up secrets too.....my doll is damn near perfect now:D .

considering that its your fantasy wouldnt real doll amy give up the ass?

Gawd no. That's just creepy. A doll that concedes to my every whim and desire? I want my recreations to be realistic.

I never understood cabbage patch dolls either, give me the american girl dolls, por favor.

thats weird bc drunk amy does give up the ass.