A Passport That Everyone Should Need
 

Face it man it's a fucking scary world and I need the highest confidence in reassurances! I'm not like the many dicks & whores (like the unedumacated mass of idiots who read this site) and don't care about spreading "the gift that keeps on giving" without the consequences.

Well fuck off man! Frothy Afterbirth cares where he's gonna eat squish, finger poke pink or stabbed his one eyed warrior yogurt slinger!

A great thing to have as proof on all those social & adult dating websites many of you like to troll through.


http://www.safesexpassport.com/

You know what's a lot cheaper than that? Anal sex.

saran wrap and rubber bands work pretty good too

hi
 

i like children....wait, what are we talking about?

You damn gift giver! Or a bug chaser?

I regulary have unprotected sex, but it's with recent immigrants from the southern part of Africa so I should be safe right?

Yea as long as it's only immigrants from Africa. That's been my strategy for years