How secretive are you about masturbation
 

when im about to stroke it i make sure all the doors are locked. i make sure all the blinds are closed. i put on headphones and turn down the computer speakers.

im really paranoid about it.


tell your story

nah, back in the day if I couldn't wake up the gf I would bust one on her tits while she slept. When I was a kid I clogged the shower drain and my mom was like, whatever it is you are doing in the shower you have to stop. That was pretty embarrassing.

If she's sleeping then, whatever, i might as well enjoy myself.

meh, not at all. My wife has walked in on me, as has her mother, jerking the gherkin. Usually I just stop, hand still on dick, and wait til they leave the room.

My first wife caught me jerking off once to the view through the back yard of the 19 yr old college girl that lived behind us. She huffed and stomped over to me, and I was like "wanna give me a hand?" Heh, that didn't end any better than the marriage did.
-SrD

my wife caught me jerkin once while checking out some chick on cam. she was crushed and thought it was her fault. To this day she thinks I dont do it anymore, and I don't...it's been 2 days

:p :p :p

i send a text to everyone i know when i start so they don't fucking call me right in the middle.

haahahhawtf:wtf:

100% secretive
 

Unless I'm swinging with a couple where it is an actual turn-on for the lady to see that, I keep my personal stuff to myself.

When my stepdad was still around, I had to do it under the covers because I was paranoid that he had a cam in my room (he didn't, I'm psycho), even though my buzzer is loud as fuck so he could tell anyway.

Then after he died, I still have to do it under the covers because when I was in intermediate/high school, boys used to come to my window so I'm always paranoid someone is in the bushes watching.

Not sure why I care about that. :evillol