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alright, i'll be first. chesty, you're probably not gonna get a lot of replies, cuz it's a bit awkward since we know the both of you.

sorry brodie, but i gotta go with chesty on this one. sounds like you were being kind of a dick. unless there's some particular reason you need to be at your place every night, give the girl what she needs.

granted, this is a kinda one sided opinion and we've only got one side of the story.

well, where is that bastard! i need to yell at him for making a great pair of boobs unhappy! :D

i wont even get caught up in the middle of that......
please post and elaborate after the "fuck me like you hate me" sex.........

i don't understand why he's mad at you. he was drunk and snuck out with out telling you he was leaving. what if he had gotten into an accident.

I'm sorry Chesty. Men can be such assholes sometimes and be totally oblivious to it.

Dump his ass.

Yeah, fuck 'em. Why not.

Its nice that you guys are trying to stand up for me. Thank you. I'm not going to dump him though. Brodie is the best man i've ever met and i want a relationship with him,. Those take work not just dumping someone.

you gotta do what makes you happy and not give a fuck what anyone else tells you to do. so what do you think?

those two crazies were made for each other :)

Me and Striker?

long as Striker gets to be the bottom

I'm OK with that. I hope he shaves his ass.

Second thought, I don't care if he shaves his ass.

Wow. Just wow. I cannot believe this thread exists.


This should be printed out and put into the 'DSF handbook of rules and regulations'.


Chapter 3 - Don't date forum members

(sandwiched between the chapters on Postwhoring and Amy flattery)

why do i get the feeling that one day your going to build a real doll that has a creepy resemblence ro me?

Ahahaha...um, because I already have? I call it my precious. I always ask 'her' to show the balloon knot too......but I make her say "no, fuck off" to simulate real life. It was like a gift from the stalking gods when you shared your make-up secrets too.....my doll is damn near perfect now:D .

considering that its your fantasy wouldnt real doll amy give up the ass?

Gawd no. That's just creepy. A doll that concedes to my every whim and desire? I want my recreations to be realistic.

I never understood cabbage patch dolls either, give me the american girl dolls, por favor.

thats weird bc drunk amy does give up the ass.

So I must ply my likewhoa doll with martinis now?

Man, this fetish of mine is getting stranger by the minute. It's one thing to fashion a doll in your likeness to argue with/fap to/cunniling upon....but to pretend pour it drinks now to get the backdoor?

Damn, Amy, we're really hijacking this real-life thread. Chesty, do tell - have you two made nice yet? I mean fuck, if you're gonna tell us about the bad times, tell us about the good times too.

Good times, bad times,
You know, I've had my share
When my drunken Brodie left home
For a non-parental bed of his own,
But I still don't seem to care.

I know what it means to be alone
I sure do wish I was at home
I don't care what the neighbors (or parents or DSF board) say
I'm gonna love you each and every day
You can feel the beat within my heart
Realize, sweet babe, we ain't ever gonna part
I feel good when I look into your eyes...

are you gay?

Only on week days on my lunch breaks. Why? You didn't like my Led Zep lyrics? Go ask your brother about them.

no. :D

FTW! Quoting zep just raised you up in my hierarchy thermos! Sadly, it still leaves you under N2 :( :( :(





I hear he likes to cuddle after

solid gold right there

how sad is it that i heard godsmack in my head instead of zeppelin. i hate their cover of that song.

That is actually really cute and is going in my computer. Yes we made nice. Very nice;) I love him to death and he is the best man i've ever met and i know he loves me more than anything and would do anything to make me happy and i for him. Like for our one year he got to his house early so when i got there he had "the Luckiest" by Ben folds playing. It was really cute and sweet. <3

drunk Amy is my favorite Amy!

awww drunk amy sings songs her mother enjoys. :o

I doubt that is why scamp thinks drunk amy is cool.

shes good at photohunt

does photohunt involve sex?

anal sex

I don't know if I should laugh, cry or vomit?

then it sounds fun.

:p :p :p :p You're just jealous! :p

Oh I'm just dripping with jealousy, no doubt;)


For you see, having real-life lady drama spill into my online escape is woven into the very tapestry of my sweetest, sweetest dreams.