Nevada’s Bunny Ranch brothel seeking paid testers
 

Think you know great sex?

Nevada's famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel is on the prowl for official "quality" control testers who not only get paid to have sex with their prostitutes but to then evaluate their performance.

"I'm looking for someone who's fun, has some personality and wants to have a good time," Dennis Hof, whose seven brothels make up 40% of North America's legal bordellos and starred in the hit HBO series "Cathouse," told the Daily News.

The ideal candidate must have "stamina" as well, he added.

"Are they going to be able to perform? Because it's work. Not everyone is a Ron Jeremy," he said while mentioning the legendary porn star who touts himself as "the Hardest Man in Showbiz."

Ranch spokesman Marc Medoff also stressed their "secret shopers" as needing to be experienced, educated, and "well rounded."

"Obviously a very young person or a person who has not traveled or been around would not be ideal," he said. "We want somebody who gives us a true, honest, worldly perspective."

That includes female applicants.

"We'd love to have a woman or two," he said. "Even couples to be honest with you. A lot of our customers are couples."


As Hof explained, it's all part of their goal of boosting customer satisfaction that begins the moment a client walks through their door.

"You don't get a second chance to make a first impression," he reasoned. "We've got criteria on what we want."

Medoff echoed that sentiment.

"We want to know that we're putting out the best quality product out there," he said.

Depending on the right person, Hof insists the position will be as good as it may sound.

Well, I am unemployed...:evillol