DAE - Have Their Car Rat Out Your Jack Off Habits
 

Dying to know if this ever happens to you guys, as it has happened to my husband A LOT through the past few years.

Ok, so say you like to do your porn streaming watching before bed. That's normal.

Then the next day you start your car and once the car syncs to your phone, the audio of what you were last watching starts playing.

I used to take his car sometimes to go get my hair done and it would happen. Like some Red Tube Step Mom teaches her Son shit would be on.

Other times it was so cold I would start the car with the remote starter to warm up and his radio would be so loud you can hear it from inside and he'd be sleeping and wake right up and run out in the snow barefoot and in his boxers to shut it off. :evillol

Well today we were going out to eat and usually I take forever and he has to wait for me, but this time I was good and we get in the car and what pops up?...Only Fans. :eek:

Nameless not on a particular person's OF, but still. He's pretending it was a commercial on youtube. I'm like yeah the fuck right. He's lucky it didn't say Bella Thorne or I'd be in jail right now. :rolleyes:

But like seriously, does that happen to anyone else? If it wasn't me in particular I would find it to be quite hysterical. :evillol

HA! It's the 21st century version of leaving porn out and forgetting it.
"It's not mine. One of my friends must have brought it over."