Introduce Yourself Again
 

I haven't logged into the forum in a long time because I am too busy cropping pictures for no one to click on - but since it's saturday and I'm staying in and have no booze - this is what I've decided to do with myself.

My name is Jesus Martinez and DrunkenStepfather.com is kinda my website.
Who are you?

i'm the guy that comes for the free downloads, but ends up trying to decipher your drunken gibberish sentences that never end and go on forever so that i start to forget what the subject was and then i remember that i don't give a shit anyway, just like your mom doesn't give a shit about you and that's why you have a fat wife and have to self-medicate with alcohol to numb the depression, which is not really a depression so much as a reminder that you're still a part of the shit hole world.

so yeah, that's who i am.

Alcohol doesn't cure the flu but probably causes the flu and that's what this week's lesson was.

I think my sentences make sense and I guess that's all that matters...but I am glad you are watching me slowly dig my own grave.....it's nice to feel like I'm not dying a miserable life alone.

My name's Mark and I'm a college student in central New York. I'm a Junior at SUNY Cortland (40 minutes south of Syracuse) and I am a Sport Management Major. I love this forum because it has a shit load of material to download, and because it isnt filled with asholes like other forums I am on. I despise people that leech and use the forum and do not contribute. I have a pretty busy schedule with work and school and all that but when I find time I like to contribute to this forum with what I can offer

I'm a guy who wishes he could get stoned more because I really love smoking weed, but I have a real job that I hate and a 40 hour work week is fucking draining. I'm lazy as hell by nature so smoking is not conducive to me getting out of bed and going to work. I don't know what else there is to say.

I'm the guy who got food poisoning yesterday and threw up once out my mouth and twice out my ass in my sleep and ended up taking 3 showers that day but managed to see Rambo and not gross out the theatre with my silent whispers. surprisingly they did not play bodies at all in the movie.

I am pendragon. I like weird news, free music, and wasting time. I waste alot of time and brain cells on this site. I am rooting for Jesus to beat the hell out of Perez.:)

hi
 

im bra1n. I live in los angeles. I smoke weed all day. Get paid to do next to nothing. I fuck skinny girls and pretend they are fat. i drink to forget what i just remembered. i live by one motto; live. I like this forum/site. I dont think im a leech, but i do download a bunch with no thanks or contribution and i pass it around to all my friends and pretend that im some sort of cyber genius who some how produces free stuff. Did i mention i smoke weed? you do a good job jesus, no matter what your mom says.

that would be the definition of a leech my friend. not only a leech, but the worst kind.

I am a long time visitor and recent poster. I love this site and forum. I am an avid movie and music fan and write a movie review blog.

Peace!

i am aris. i am in seattle. i like boobies.

I'm the guy that joined for the music and stayed for the porn.

I'm the shlub who works 60+hours a week and comes on here for celebrity nipple slips, and hopeful for more teenage photobucket nudes...;)

my head hurts...

i'm aaron, i try to find college-ish amateur porn on here that reminds me of the campus i'm on here at IU. also, i'm determined to find the first girl from my high school class naked on the internet or stripping, though i am having no luck there, and if i did, the pictures would be here immediately. i love music and visit that section often. i am even one of jesus's fan's on facebook, ha ha. oh well though, this site is gold mine for everything and anything and i've been proud to be a member, i just don't post as much as i should

I'm a pasty Englishman with a bizarre obsession with celebrities and a dislike of paying for music.

Whats up people? I'm a guy with a job, who has downloaded 1 song from here. I cum here for the porn and laughs.

I am one Sexy Lion from NYC, who loves the Young & Busty thread...ok, most every thread. I am the lucky guy who works for a firm that does not monitor web use (helps I am friends with the head of IT)...so thanks to all for helping pass the long work hours.

I'm goonarms a college student from the Midwest... well not really if i look at a map but thats what everyone else would say... I like to keep tabs on celebs like when they show some bush or tit. I like to look at boobies and talk stupid so this seems like a good place for me!

Hola
 

Hi im MR.44 from sunny Los Angeles....I work for a major UC here and LOVE this site!...Keep up the good work Jesus!!!!

same here buddy!

I thought everyone came for the stimulating conversation.

Jules Winfield
 

I'm that guy who posts Directories because he spends way too much time at work. I generally am too drunk to taste chicken, love real titties, talking about sex, and plowing chicks in the ass....and I love you guys...

I'm sure we all love you too! I mean your here right?

I've frequented Drunken Stepfather for years now, but just a couple months ago clicked on the 'forum' link.
I live near Ottawa and I too love boobies.
And music.
And boobies.

my name is Adam, and i can't be bothered reading ALL the previous posts - shit, there was 2 or 3 pages or something.
I'm 25, i live in Faulconbridge - in the blue mountains, Australia - bout 90 minutes drive west of sydney.
I like beer, tetris, PS3, porn, beer, ladyboys, beer & beer - mostly all while surfing the net

I have been entertained by drunkenstepfather before, but only just ventured into the forums

IM the stoner with a boner!!!
 

Im 25 from Houston TX...i work a full time job...then i get home & smoke as much weed as i can stuff in a blunt!!!...Once im nice and baked i log on to D.S. for some good ol' peter beating!

I've spent hours & hours finding hot girls on myspace who dont protect thier photobucket account....so i have access to 100's of photobucket accounts that are HOTT!!!!

if anyone has some HOT& YOUNG amateur photos & u wanna trade...holla
Tomballers1985@hotmail.com

I'm Eric and I live in some sort of cuban suburb of the US. I'm a semi-regular visitor here and a pretty regular visitor to Drunken Stepfather. I hate being a leech and I try to contribute some stuff, but it's so fuckin' slow to upload things I get impatient.
But I'll always say Thank You!

I like long walks on the beach, and a good book by the fire...


and bitches and hoes.

Interesting...
 

Perhaps you don't realize what we do here...this is a PORN/ COOL SHIT forum...there's no TRADING here...you just post the shit and we'll either give you a thumbs-up or tell you that your mom is played out and we've all already seen all that shit...Peace, Brother...good to see you.

-RB

I second that!

Tell em Rog.

I'm Dusio and I'm a DrunkenStepfather-a-holic.
Nah, mostly I just like boobies. Celebrity boobies, amateur boobies, porn boobies, any nice female boobies.
Jesus rocks and Perez needs to get run over by that train he takes up the ass nightly. I hate that fuck.
I have a blog, but it sucks right now.
Show me your beav!! Show me your nips!!! Show me your pooper!!!
Does that sound desperate?

I am Jesus Martinez and I dont come to the forums enough because I am too busy crying myself to sleep.

...
 

Offers a kleenex...and a pat on the back...

You know Roger... He is not going to use the kleenex to clean the tears away.. he is going to use his tears as lube and well use the kleenex for its intended purpose

Hey, my names dan, im twenty years old, i go to USF. I come for the free downloads, and i am going to start cntributing too. I'm majoring in well, becoming a doctor. I dont have a girlfriend currently, had one but she was all christin and wouldn't put out, not to sound selfish. Im not a virgin, but well i havnt really had sex too often. And yea.

LOL - keep on crying cause it's funny

I'm some government worker from Canada who likes spying on Jesus from time to time when I'm bored. One day, we're going to find out where you live and come busting down your door to haul your ass away so make sure you've got your pants on! (actually all we want is all the porn and music on your computers.) ;)

Hi. I'm Jesus' stepDAUGHTER Marie-Eve

Some of you may remember me from this summer when Fatass took his vacation and left me to run this dump.

I like warm beer, sleeping until 5, and buying clothes that are way to expensive for me.