i am MEGADOUCHE. i guess i'm the new guy as i haven't contributed as of yet, however, i hope someday to be less gay than bicycle shorts.

my name is hedy, i live in NY, and i'm newly turned-legal. this site has turned many worthless nights into quite eventful ones!

My name is Jay and I am an alcoholic. Shit wrong forum. I am 31, live in Louisville, KY and I manage a restaurant for 24k a year. I masturbate 3 times a day and eat seven times a day, no wait switch that. My goal in life is to be adopted my Jesus so I can sneek in to Eva-Marie's room and watch her sleep. Oh and I like the free music and porn on here.

Hi my name's Alberto. I'm 22, I live in Queens, NY and work in the city. This site has become very useful in passing time at the job, so thank you for that. Also like the content I can download (the music ;) of course)for free. I play guitar, love just about every sport, and hate my job, which is why I'm here most of the time. I'm looking foward to posting in this forum and gettin to know other people.

hi my name is leppy and i am french canadian. my girlfriend is boring as fuck and apparantly forgot how to give a half decent blow job. like have a little bit of respect for yourself.

Hi...im the Missing Link..im a tattoo artist,....and when im not causing pain...im surfin' for porn to jerk to...cuz my wife blows and not in a good way!...i enjoy laughing at Jesus and his funny drunken comments before clicking the links..as well as gettin my female clients to show more skin while tattooing them and for my portfolio :D

Long time lurker. I live in boston and travel frequently to upstate ny and philly. 30 years old. I like a lot of fun things, but #1 is good music, porn/sex of course is a close second. Hope to contribute more in the future.

it's called the barley flu

Long time stalker of DS. Found the site funny and the forum members hilarious so I decided to stick around. O yeah, cant forget the porn. Recent college grad looking for a job. Louisville, Ky., is where I call home. And I'm an alcoholic.

Names Jeremy.

Have browsed the site for a while, but never delved into the forum.

Came for the apps thread, stayed for the porn; Well, that and Hedy's pic's.

Hedy, if you ever visit Dallas you can take me out for a drink and I'll show you the city.