The chick I lost my virginity to was pretty hot but she was allergic to anything that made you not stink. She had a decent work around for tooth paste and deodorant but smell from her crotch could make a fly gag. I tried to man up once and she pulled me back up before I got in to the gas plume and said "That's gross" I wanted to say "No shit it's gross", but I wanted to screw more than I wanted to walk home.

See I always thought it was Rosie Palmer not Rosie Backofyourhand.

Early in my 20's, i was kinda shy. I was at a bar called "Cowboys" in Las Cruces, NM. Anyway, i was with my buddy and his girl and his girl's friend.well, his girl's friend was heinous. to make a long story short, i was shitfaced, and the next day, my neighbors were asking me why i brought a yeti back to the house.

I haven't banged any baggers, but I did have a penchant for douche bags (of the frosted tip variety, to boot. Ugh.) I could line up some of the lone-nighters and you'd think it was a growing up gotti promo shot.

*runs off in shame*

always good for a laugh, midge. don't run anywhere!

Hmmm if I were to insult someone I slept with, I'd be in big trouble with BC!

Ohh, do tell!!!