I fucked a fat, toothless hooker in the Dominican Republic. Absolute horror it was. First I had to drunkenly barter with a security guard with a fucking sub-machine gun to "utilise" a public space, then on with the rubber and banged her from behind.

It's amazing what you'll fuck if you haven't had any for 12 months.

Anyhooz, I shot my load, pulled out and to my EXTREME HORROR the bag had popped. I barebacked a toothless hooker in a 3rd world country.

Then the bitch started screaming shit about "bambino" or something.

I ran. I scrubbed my cock for at least 45 minutes after that.

can't say that i'm too disappointed with the broads i've been with, or maybe my standards are just lower than everybody elses. there was this one chick though, big gums, i refused to kiss her. gave good head though.

Wow...trying to forget this...
 

Ok, so it was a 4some - 2 incredibly hot chicks...and their but ugliest friend. She looked like she fell on her face, and that's because she actually did earlier that night.

It was like a package deal - the two hot ones more than made up for it. I keep telling myself that as I break out in cold sweats thinking about it.

-ec-

Fat
 

Her name was Jenny, they called her Jenny O Turkey, fat and ugly. Worst part was all friends found out, try telling people Jenny O was a good lay.

I tend to "go ugly early" so I've had some pretty beasty ones.

I had one that's breath was soooo bad it made me puke......but I still nailed her.

I once banged a dude who smelled like a GD skunk! But he had an enormous schlong and he did me fine all night long. So next time I see him, I'll just put a clothespin on my nose while he pops me from behind with that massive dong.

I was 22 and hard up, the was semi ugly and 36, as hard up as I was, I was so hammered, I couldn't get a nut....after THREE HOURS, I passed out. She stalked me for months

did you seriously just say you got a gumjob? what the fuck.

Gumjob is still funny...

*bump* from the wayback machine

I banged one bitch who looked like a horse, she really should have been a lesbian by her looks but i didn't find this out until i had actually banged her because it was at that point i had sweated most of the alcohol out that caused me to fuck her in the first place, i was so disgusted with myself that i had to leave pretty much right after, at 5am heh