Coolest Nickname Youve Given Someone
 

This came up the other day, and I forgot how proud I was for coming up with this nickname for a guy a used to go to school with. He was a good guy, but had OCD and would do all these weird things like getting in and out of his seat or even like pulling his car into a spot multiple times. I called him "Johny Three Times".

Anyone else have any other clever nickname stories?

I used to call your mom sweetie.

Dad??

You can call me that. But only when I'm around you're mom. Any other time, I'm "Uncle Randle". Chicks like to fuck the uncle to babysits his dimwit nephew.

we called a guy in college Drinktilupuke!

i used to call this kid i knew "eddiespaghettiyourmeatballsareready"

this chick was so ugly we called her 'fuck face', or 'grinch'

I had a very cute name for my ex girlfriend.................meat puppet or


WHORE!

snuggle bunny.

:)