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DSF Guest 9 08-14-2008 11:29 AM

Olympic Gymnasts
 
Am I the only one who noticed that most of the dudes look like they're popping wood while they're flipping around?? Johnny Horton, the American, was busting out of his very gay gymnastic pants, and HELLO Russia! Also, I may think it's fair to assume all Asian related penis stereotypes are true based on their Olympic competitors... The world is watching, boys, at least shove a sock down there :/

Shasturbator 08-14-2008 11:31 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

nice one....sig worthy...where's n2tats?

SexyLion 08-14-2008 11:31 AM

Sorry to busy getting my perv on with the ladies (and I refuse to look at the Chinese girls, cause they are all under age by way to much)

Shasturbator 08-14-2008 11:32 AM

one of them still had "baby teeth"


funny....mac and I were discussing the same thing during the competition...

DSF Guest 9 08-14-2008 11:32 AM

Did you see the video of Alicia Sacramone (from the US gymnastic team-the one that BLEW IT) knocking some dude out at a party???

Bam-Bam 08-14-2008 12:48 PM

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At least she is legal age ...

Shasturbator 08-14-2008 12:54 PM

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ummm...you mean thank you Binary because you didn't have to pay for it...

Omaplata 08-14-2008 12:57 PM

The Chinese girls gymnasts all appeared to be about 12 years old

SexyLion 08-14-2008 01:06 PM

Just read the the belief is that they are as young as 13. And, since they were given false passports and other info the Chinese Government is involved which SHOCKS me. just SHOCKS me that they would cheat to win.

BigMac63 08-14-2008 03:38 PM

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Borrowed the quote midge, thanks!

tokerjoe 08-14-2008 05:26 PM

i refuse to watch guy gymnastics so i missed the wood. ladies gymnastics is nice until they trot out the jailbait. then i shut it off.

ps sacramone goes to my school, im wondering what shes going to be like once shes back on campus

BleacherCreature420 08-14-2008 06:05 PM



south park had it right........case closed

haha as if there was a case when comparing

just for shits and giggles

Trips 08-14-2008 06:57 PM

God damn I just can't bring to make myself watch the olympics. I guess I think that if anything worth watching (a boob popping out) it'll be on the intranets by morning.

n2tattoos.lol 08-14-2008 06:59 PM

so phelps is now the all time medal winner. i wonder when he'll realize that he'll never be able to top this and the rest of his life is pretty much all downhill.

FortySuz&Two 08-14-2008 07:03 PM

i have always loved gymnastics. i wanted to take them as a child but my mom sucked and wouldn't let me. it doesn't seem like the russians dominated like they used to. i was watching some of the training footage from the chinese camps and these guys had these little tiny girls and they were stretching them like crazy. it's hard to describe but it looked brutal. back breaking almost. i just feel like they'll never get to have a normal happy childhood b/c they'll constantly be training and everything they ever get to do or not do will be because of trying to make it to the olympics. idk i guess i was just sad for them.

Trips 08-14-2008 07:12 PM

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God damn. Its like n2 is your bitch boy or something. :eek:

n2tattoos.lol 08-14-2008 07:17 PM

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nah, you know how girls in 3rd grade make fun of you cuz they like you. midge just wants the hot beef injection. i'd give it to her, but then she'd want it all the time.

Trips 08-14-2008 07:25 PM

N2 must be patient as a saint and have the hands of a carnie

Trips 08-14-2008 07:34 PM

Sorry I had to

n2tattoos.lol 08-14-2008 07:40 PM

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shiiiiiiit, with a peen this small, three strokes done.

Trips 08-14-2008 07:42 PM

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I would think all you had to think was "nut" and it'd be done. Learn something everyday. I hope that guy that owns that .22 at least has wide tongue or a paralyzed wife.


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