I need a towel and a hotpocket
 

I am officially addicted to this site. I have been looking at this site for about 7 hours a day for the past week on my crackberry. I went through all the archives and the forums. I now have carpal tunnel. For more that a few reasons!

welcome fellow STEPaddict!

Congrats that you've made it this far!

Thank you very much. I appreciate it! I actually need a nap and my girlfriend to let me motorboat her. Or perhaps give her the old alabama crab dangle!

So is the hot pocket to have sex with and towell for cleanup? Because I would just assume you would eat the hot pocket afterwards.

No the whole premise of the towel and hotpocket is its like the first time your mom or anyone walks on on you punchin the pope. Your fantasy world is crashing down on you and all u can say is mom help my penis ans hand are fighting. Quick get a towel and a hotpocket. This is a battle royal that could go all night. "One man enter one man leave" thank you dave atell

you are a pervert for wondering what it feels like to have sex with a hot pocket.

That's crap. I never said I wanted to have sex with a HP. But if I did I'm sure I could make a movie about it and have Tara Reid star in it add a highschool atmosphere to it and sell it!

Don't worry, it's OK
 

To have hot pocket fantasies, we welcome all here. Just be prepared to be made fun of!!! You shall forever be known as "MR HOTPOCKET"

i like shane mchotpocket

I prefer Dog the brownie hunter

but that has nothing to do with hot pockets!
and thus defys the whole point...

Confucius says
 

He who put meat in hot pocket, soon have burnt sausage

Hey Shane McHotPocket, What kind of hot pocket is good for hot pocket sex? Is one better than the other or is it all the same?

haha
 

i love hot pockets!!!!!

urban dictionary
 

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

you two...

Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons

So you like to shove the balls of the guy you're going down on up his anus?

High School kids are fucking retarded these days :(

Hey It's not me I just looked it up on urban dictionary.com

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=hotpocket

Simmer down n00b, simmer down.

You looked it up? On the internets?


Well then it must be true!!!! :rolleyes:

mmmmm! hot pocket

Sadly, I have no doubt that Tara Reid's pussy closely resembles this giant scab-looking picture.

that is a cross section of a ham and cheese hot pocket, i was going to us BBQ Beef hot pocket but it looked a bit icky