Guys..when you piss in public
 

where is your aim?

the toilet paper roll

As someone who sandals quite often, I hate pissing at a urinal next to another.

Big E...
 

...your question was too precise...the good stories are the ones when you are drunk in downtown Wilmington, NC and you find the nearest public office building and piss on the lowest window...or to answer your Q...i try to make it in...but there have been occasions where i've merely opened the door in a seedy bar and pissed on the wall right inside....

When I piss in a public toilet I just make sure I don't get any on me. That's my only real concern.

Trus Story
 

In high school, we were piss drunk at the rodeo (Big deal in Sikeston, MO) and my buddy decided the line to the restroom was too long and thought he would just walk around to the back and piss behind them, just as he started pissing, cop tapps him on his shoulder, he is drunk, so, 180% spin to see who it was....that's right, pissing on the cop's legs....wish I had a camera....good times...

I got water tossed on me once at a college football game because some douchebag in the concession stand thought I was pissing on the wall or some shit. In reality some random chick asked me to block her while she pissed behind the building. I obviously agreed because I got to see drunk girl vagina when she pulled her pants down. I was pissed at first because I was drunk too, but in retrospect I'm OK with getting a cup of water tossed on me in exchange for seeing a chick's crotch.

Depends on the restroom. If it already looks disgusting, I'll be less inclined to use toilet paper to lift the seat. If it looks like it was just cleaned, I might even forgo the toilet paper glove when lifting it. If it looks like complete shit, I probably won't even bother lifting the seat.

toilet paper glove? just lift the seat with your foot...ftw?

Either or.

I try to aim as much as possible but if i start missing i rly couldnt care less...as long as i get to piss thats all that concerns me lol

AFTER I throw it in the toilet. :D

Kind of unrelated, kind of not, but just thought I'd share that I'm jealous of the way guys can pee.

:(

Carry on.

Yeah, the ol' "have to squat to pee" thing must get old.

you could lay down

I don't envy chicks at all. Having to pee sitting down may be the worst thing about being a woman. The idea of sitting on a public toilet repulses me, and chicks have no choice. I feel for you.

I HAD TO take a shit at a seedy bar one time, and not wanting to touch the seat I hovered above the bowl only to slip and land directly on it. I dislodged the whole toilet from the wall and not only flooded the bathroom, but my pants that were around my ankles as well. I had to walk through the bar with soaking wet pants on. Worst night ever.....

lets see, if I'm in a bar, that means I'm drunk, and when I'm drunk clothing is optional, so I would have just left the pants in the bathroom.....and proceeded to the dance floor....

Remind me to stay away from the bars you frequent... just in case.

I don't do the bar scene anymore (because I do stupid shit like that) so you're safe...

depends if someone has pissed all over the seat or not. if they have then no aim otherwise probably lift the seat

fucking damn straight, its better for people to think you are a crazed drunk, rather than someone who pisses his pants

Targets
 

Pissing in the mop bucket is a personal favorite.

Always a doozy. Don't forget shitting in a urinal. That's hiiiiiiiiilarious :D

I just lift the seat and piss. Been doing it since I was a kid, living in a household of women, it's engrained and automatic.

When drunk I piss in the sink. There's your soap

I like to piss on my girlfriend's face...Naw I don't but I will piss on yours haha

+1 Win!

I'm no barbarian, I always lift the seat and piss in the bowl rather than piss on the seats.. Other people do that and never clean up their messes after that.....

If it goes in the toilet great if not oh well

straight down the middle.. however. depending on how many drinks are in me... "middle" is arbitrary.

aim for toliet....bc one of these days you are going to need to shit in public and karmas either gonna shine on you or fuck you in your smelly ass.

+1

dont touch nothin!

i want lift the seat but if i hit it with some urine, i'm def gonna wipe the seat down

I'm thinking out the back door off the porch.....

nothing like nature..

Urine is sterile. If anything it would make the floor "cleaner" due to what's in it. Though I can't say it'll smell good afterwards...

You better take that down or Mafiankid/Bastard69smen will sue you!
-SRD

good manners always my dear

The nearest of mother nature's creatures.