DAE still masturbate to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics?
 

Alright, here we go...

When I was really young I found my Dad's old issues of Sports Illustrated, I noticed this magazine was only worth a shit once a year...

I don't think anyone can argue the fact that Sports Illustrated has the hottest models around!

Some might say Victoria Secrets (many of whom used to be SI Models), some might say Maxim, Stuff, Front, Zoo, or even Nuts (many of these magazines are awesome by the way)...

The point is SI models are beautiful, have great (real) assets, and occasionally show some nip.

Now, am I the only one who waits for this fucker to come out every year because there's a chance I might see Brooklyn Decker, or Bar Refaeli's Nips?

Never did, but I had Elle McPherson's pictures taped all over my walls when she was in it.

So you never "Pet your Snake" to SI?

WTF, I can't be the only one!

My Dad was a bit of a religious nut so he didn't have any porn, and this was before the internets

well, when I was younger I never needed any inspiration. I'd have to whack it twice a day just so I can leave the house without a boner. Plus I have always had a couple of girlfriends and was always having steady sex. Now that I am older my girlfriend wears me out so I have to save it all for her or I'll never keep up. Then she'll dump me for a guy closer to her own age:D

See that's why you needed SI, the rest of us had a generous supply of porn hidden in our parents closets growing up.

Yeah, my dad's bedside table had a little storage area. It was jammed with Penthouse and Hustler and Gallery and Penthouse Forum (for intellectual jerking I guess). There were so many I never had to worry if I slipped a couple from the middle of the stack and took them to my room. SI just never really did it for me, and Playboy was like looking at paintings of women instead of real women.

sports illustrated models were cool when i was young right now though i prefer american curves!

was punctuation cool then to or did you give it up for lent and thanks for bumping an ancient thread no one cared about in the process

Apparently this guy still does...

Are you kidding, I have spanked it so many times to the SSI. Then again, I still enjoy the sunday JC Penny lingerie ads in the paper

I discovered the Swimsuit Issue before porn too. Kathy Ireland's thonged ass circa 1986 in the fold-out pretty much changed my life.

On this forum, it is considered polite to post such pictures when referencing them. Especially when bumping a thread untouched for four months.

Wow, fishman, that was both polite and well-mannered of you, in both the way you corrected the fucking useless piece of shit n00b, and in the way you provided him a physical example. WTF has happened to you?

You corrected punctuation, yet you used to instead of too?

Show me the correction.



Way to go after a five month old post. You are truly an inspiration to n00bs everywhere.

Thanks. I try to inspire where I can

I can't even remember how many times i jerked it to Vendela

it was 12. almost 13, but the bell rang and you were going to be late.

Wow, a bunch of guys arguing over grammar and spelling.

Fucking bunch of idiots.

Says the guy who can't decide whether dating a 17 year old girl is a good idea or not.

very nice
 

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