Does this make your mouth water?
 

I sold this lady something on Ebay. There was some confusion on payment and the general workings of ebay so we ended up talking quite a bit. One thing lead to another and pictures started coming in.

She's hot curley but learn how to post and then post the rest.

I call bullshit.

looks like a cougar to me

She didn't start off with this if its real.

Post MOAR!

Did I say she started with this? I chose this one to post.

i'll have your mom give your balls back so you can post the rest.

those are man hands man!!!!!

Tell her you'll waive the eBay payment if she can fit the business end of a Louisville Slugger up her cooch.

Tell your dad to put down the camcorder and help me pry my balls from your mother's mouth. Then I'll be good to go.

my dad is dead, but thanks for the reminder.

sounds painful...guess im not into the whole eating of my balls thing...

Stop being a cunt and post the rest otherwise all you've done is created a pointless thread with a picture you found on the internet.

Okay, you called me a cunt and the other guy wants me to ask my mom for my balls back. Excuse me for having kept you waiting and let me rush to it. FUCK YOU!! I?m sorry you zit popping, lifeless fucks can?t comprehend how a real female could send you a risqu? photo without having to log on, download, sign-in, subscribe, pirate or pay for it. I?m not claiming I banged her or any other shit. We hit if off over emails, talked for a couple of months and we started trading photos. If I was just pulling shit off the internet why wouldn't I just throw more of it on to shut you douchebags up and why would Snake be giving me grief about not knowing how to post?? Thought this thread was for posting a picture and then we vote?? Maybe once you get past puberty and pull your fat ass away from the monitor something real might happen to you.
As for the other comments, A cougar = could be, she said that the ebay purchase was for her daughter and that she was married. It?s a man = could?ve been that too, I never met her! The box was mailed to Stephanie in Long Island. Sounds painful.. I?m not into ball eating = if you ever meet a girl that?s willing to put your dick in her mouth, don?t worry she might not want to eat it and if you?re really lucky she?ll suck on your nuts too. And for dead daddy = don?t start throwing shit out about ones mother if you can?t take the rebuttals.
Can't see why anyone wouldn't want to post shit for this great bunch of guys.

STFU and post some tits.

Stop your whining. Post tits or GTFO.

You little shit if you can't take the heat then GTFO oh and tell your mom to stop using her teeth, she's doing it wrong :D

"She" has the hands of a 70 year old. I'm guessing you were selling a walker or perhaps some Fred Astair memorabilia. I suggest you FAP with polydent and throw some goldbond on your balls while you're at it. It'll smell like she's in the room and then you can really get into it.

lol. what a pussy. curley...even if you post tits, feel free to gtfo.:)

a love connection over ebay. lol thats sick. shes definently a cougar. no 50 yrs old grandma knows how to use ebay.

I'm taking a wild guess that the pic is from 1987 or 80's-ish.

exactly what i think

I'm still calling bullshit. In order for me to believe him, I need to see some more circa 1986 amateur pics of this woman.

this made me lol cause

a) I'd forgotten I'd called someone a cunt and

b) the guy still is one!

c) he thinks my father is really dead

d) he doesn't realise the pic is his mom!

e) he probably looks at preds tranny thread and faps harder than tats

hey!:mad:


slow and steady wins the race.

f) My Tranny thread has a tendency to make people do that :D

This thread started full of fail and has turned into complete meh.

Nice incoherent rant by the n00b. Someone gets pouuty when he needs a nap :(

I've heard enough about this thread, where is it :D, i must see it for my own eyes, it reminds me of this chick i had sex with that was into tranny porn :eek:

Glad to see this board is as harsh as ever on the clueless!

You've been away so long you forgot where the search button is?
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...ghlight=tranny
Make sure you eat first or you may lose your appetite.

Do i know you? lol j/k maybe....:eek:

"Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. 'I guess you're not an `afictionado',' she said. Poor Marta. For all her reading, she doesn't even know the right word." Jack Handey

Im scared now :o

????? is that you? i should come over and pay you a visit :D, even her thought it was weird but she still liked it, i was afraid she would shove a dildo up my ass :eek:

This picture still does absolutely nothing for me...Maybe it's the fact I'm only 20, but I can't seem to find anything attractive or mouth watering about that pic.:confused:

I'm twice your age and I think this is some boring ass shit.

I like tan lines:-) I wanted to see the rest. Plus I like the ebay story. Wanted to see if the cry baby was on the level. Guess we scared him away. lol